Barry Allen @OS_FLASH
Original Speedsta', crime stopper, Rogue butt-kicker, and I work M-F as a police scientist. Keystone City, KS Joined June 2010-
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Super speed can be a curse at times. No crime in Central City so now I have to endure watching the Bacelorette finale with Iris.
Thank goodness the World Cup is over! I'm tired of hearing the Pied Piper toot his vuvuzela.
Hey Feds, there are far worse criminals to catch than the Barefoot Bandit, like maybe...oh. I dunno...Mirror Master!
Get your paws off my iPhone 4G, you damn dirty Gorilla Grodd!
I don't drink coffee, or even soda for that matter, but I am loving Jack N Boxes' new Raspberry milkshake. Try and ruin my mood now, Rogues.
I win every race I run. Notice I was resurrected just BEFORE Blackest Night (therefore First Place) while my colleagues came later.
"Hey, Arthur Curry: you are the biggest chicken of the sea."
Why the heck hasn't Aquaman fixed the oil leak? And don't give me that "Well, he was just resurrected after the Blackest Night" line.
Before TiVo, I had to race between sporting events to catch them both. Now the problem with TiVo is I cannot stay seated.
FLASH FACT #1: Yes, I have the Flashdance theme on my iPod nano. It keeps my mood light before I pound Rogue faces.
Was looking forward to sunshine with calm breeze. How many times does Weather Wizard need to create twin tornadoes between here and Central?
Iris spent 15 minutes telling me about her work day. Doesn't she realize that I'm the Fastest Man Alive, not the Most Patient Man Alive?
Used Captain Cold's ice gun for Iris and Jai's ice cream party. Frozen sugar, A.D.D., and the speed force do not mix.
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