OS FDP @OSfdp_1
minha nossa frases engraçadas MUNDO Joined October 2011-
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sNa cama, quando é 6 horas você fecha o olho por 5 minutos e já é 7:45. Na escola, é 11:35, você fecha o olho por 5 minutos e ainda é 11:36
@RyanTerryRapper ,,curti muito os videos e os remix valeu ,,,
Qual a semelhança entre um pastor e um martelo? R: Ambos pregam.
Cai o preço das frutas no Brasil. Todos procuram mulher melancia nas platileiras
Não tomo Ades porque é referência a Hades, deus dos mortos e isso não é coisa de Jesus.
CRIME: Borracha apaga caneta, mas lápis é apontado como suspeito.
O que é que nasce grande e morre pequeno? R.: O lápis e o pau do meu avo
Por que quando a loira vai ao cinema, ela se senta na última cadeira? R.: Porque quem ri por último ri melhor.
O que acontece quando faz muito calor no Projac? R=Aquecimento global.
Não adianta ser rico e usar roupas caras e de marca se o melhor da vida a gente faz pelado"
Errar é humano. Colocar a culpa em alguém, então, nem se fala."
Eu cavo, tu cavas, ele cava, nós cavamos, vós cavais, eles cavam... Não é bonito, mas é profundo."
Na vida tudo é relativo. Um fio de cabelo na cabeça é pouco; na sopa, é muito!"
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