human cicada @Off__Pudding

one sexy muppet Joined October 2009

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human cicada @Off__Pudding

a year ago

Weed is so funny to me like of course I want a little giggle as I fall asleep thinking about nothing

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human cicada @Off__Pudding

a year ago

May have shit-talked too close to the sun

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human cicada @Off__Pudding

a year ago

A gift to myself is any non-food item that costs over $20

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human cicada @Off__Pudding

a year ago

I made plans with my mum to go to Costco bc I don't have a membership but now she's mad at me (unrelated) and im trying to decide if we really need cost effective toilet paper

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human cicada @Off__Pudding

a year ago

Gossip Girl is a completely flawed time capsule and I love it

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human cicada @Off__Pudding

a year ago

There's two liquids in this country that need price control and thats gas and pop! I am so sick of going to restaurants and being changed $4 for a glass of pop with no free refills !!

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human cicada @Off__Pudding

a year ago

How do i tell someone he needs to do a hair mask bc omg their tresses are making me itchy

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human cicada @Off__Pudding

a year ago

I'm too proud of this edit

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human cicada @Off__Pudding

2 years ago

Its so freeing no longer being jealous of my friends' other friends, I remember how awkward and defensive it used to make me and I hate that was who I was

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human cicada @Off__Pudding

2 years ago

Id be a bad life coach because I think that a fancy drink is the solution to most problems

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human cicada @Off__Pudding

2 years ago

Was that ch*ld o*gy really necessary? Stephen King should have NEVER

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🫧 ♡ 𝑀𝒾𝓈𝓈 𝑀𝓊𝓅𝓅𝓎 ♡ 🫧 @MissMuppy

2 years ago

DID YOU DRINK YOUR WATER TODAY, YOU STUPID BITCH?!

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human cicada @Off__Pudding

2 years ago

How can I make money off of eating too late

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jár @jarodzsz

2 years ago

dirty martini and chicken run kinda night

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human cicada @Off__Pudding

2 years ago

Nothing as good as catching a fruit at its peak ripeness

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Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime

2 years ago

me and all my friends constantly owe each other around $20-$115 but nobody really knows exactly it’s called a community

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human cicada @Off__Pudding

2 years ago

Been high and dropping shit for the past 3 hours

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Something we haven't really understood: Israel deliberately destroyed every place that stored information about the population - land ownership, contracts, births, medical records. No one in Gaza can now prove anything about themselves. This is "wiping Gaza off the map"

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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza

2 years ago

It hasn’t set in yet for Zionists how utterly exposed they all are as horrible, depraved, evil people the rest of the world has nothing but burning contempt for. They’ll never live down standing by this genocide. Hopefully they’ll soon be driven out of public life completely.