Old Man Shouts at Cloud @OldCloudShouter

Early buffet eater, master of the dad joke, pro-2A, senior center stripper. Ask me about my senior discounts! Baltimore, Maryland USA Joined August 2008

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Old Man Shouts at Cloud @OldCloudShouter

8 hours ago

A really fun way to pass the time while waiting in line at Walmart is to braid the mullet of the person standing in front of you.

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2 days ago

If we removed all laws, the crime rate would be 0%

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2 days ago

The genie asked, "What’s your first wish?" Steve replied, "I wish I was rich!" The genie nodded and said, "What’s your second wish?" Rich exclaimed, "I want lots of money!"

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3 days ago

I don't understand why people always say that the Mona Lisa is Leonardo da Vinci's best work. I really liked his role in Titanic.

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5 days ago

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Trump Girl @TrumpGirlLove

a week ago

For once I agree with Nancy! Vice President Vance always nails it! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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Destry @DestryBrod

a week ago

I'm just glad this is still worthy of stealing.

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3 months ago

I'm just glad this is still worthy of stealing.

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a week ago

Me: You got the stuff? Dealer: [Opens trench coat to reveal eight hours of uninterrupted sleep] Me: Nice... nice.

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a week ago

Remember when people would worry that TV was raising our children? Thank God the Internet came along and straightened that problem out.

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Michael Shellenberger @shellenberger

a week ago

Finally! Google admits 1) that the Biden White House demanded censorship of legal content, and 2) that the European censorship law (DSA) could require it and other tech companies "to remove lawful content" both "within and outside of" the EU. The US must stand up to EU censors!

Rep. Jim Jordan @Jim_Jordan

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Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr

2 weeks ago

Wow

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Punt Road @punt_rd

2 weeks ago

Iconic TV / Music Combo: Motörhead - ‘Ace of Spades’, on the ‘Young Ones’, 1984. What an amazing confluence of cool!

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2 weeks ago

[At Vision Center] Receptionist: Which Doctor would you like to see? Me: I'd like to be able to see all of them. That's why I'm here.

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2 weeks ago

I have yet to rue a day.

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2 weeks ago

2 cups of coffee with a German sugar strudel and I’m high as a schnitzel schauen drachen in den wolken.

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2 weeks ago

Eight years ago today I was in London and took one of the best photos in my collection. This is Saint Paul’s cathedral from the millennial Bridge made into a video by Grok

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2 weeks ago

"I don't want to talk about it, so I posted some lyrics for you to decipher about how it's your fault." ~ girls

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T R U T H P O L E @Truthpolex

2 weeks ago

🚨 BREAKING - National Archives and Records Administration (NARA) has uploaded a video of the Roswell 1947 #Ufotwitter #Roswell #BobLazar

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2 weeks ago

People. If I say I love a certain food PLEASE do not show me a picture of that animal in it’s live adorable form. This is why I can’t eat scallops or puppies anymore.