Oliver Schlein @OliverSchlein
I'm an awesome dog and I love my mommies. Joined December 2010-
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Ollie:If I dug all the way to china, do you think I would meet a Shar-pei?
Ollie:Let's try and treat those trashcans with a little more respect, shall we!
Ollie:I finally mastered eating without actually chewing! Digesting, however, is another issue...
Ollie:For me, happy hour is when I hear that ol' can opener!
Ollie:In typical fashion, the cat down the street is registered as an Independent. They can't ever commit to anything.
Ollie:Hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi -- not you, the guy behind you -- hi-hi-hi-hi.
Ollie:I'm so totally screwed if those CSI people can get evidence from dog slobber.
Ollie:That ice cream truck keeps playing the same tune over and over and over and it's DRIVING ME MAD!!
Ollie:No doggie sweater, please - I already have a coat. Plus it does nothing for my hips.
Ollie:"OK...one last time: how's the toilet paper? 'RUFF!' Ah, that never gets old..."
Ollie:Sometimes you've got a bark in you heart and you've just got to let it out!
Ollie:FYI -- a running start is required to make it from the floor to the table.
Ollie:In the clothes vs. fur debate: you got constrictive underwear, I got fleas. Advantage humans.
Ollie:I see the SAME squirrel go up and down THAT tree every day... so, no I'm NOT "barking up the wrong tree"!
Ollie:This just in: now awake and feeling frisky! Miss you!
Ollie:"LOVE ME! LOVE ME! LOVE ME! LOVE ME! LOVE ME! LOVE ME!"
Ollie:Man, I dig those flowers in the front yard! Literally.
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