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Republicans Condemn Mysterious Georgia ‘Vote Dumps’ That Were All Somehow Cast On January 5 dlvr.it/Rq1Ztk
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Nancy Pelosi Berates Progressive Democrats For Electing Such Polarizing Speaker dlvr.it/RpzcHb
Robert Kennedy Jr. Offers To Get Autism On Camera To Prove Danger Of Vaccines dlvr.it/RnwDjg
Melania Trump’s Maternal Instincts Kick In While Visiting Sick Children In Hospital dlvr.it/RnnQSy
Barr Steps Down To Pursue True Passion Full-Time As The K-Street Strangler dlvr.it/RnjcCL
‘The Onion’ Salutes The Courageous Legislators Determined To Overturn The Will Of Voters dlvr.it/RnTM49
‘Your Honor, I’m Ready To Present,’ Says Giuliani Pulling Rotted Melon, Stray Cat Out Of Old Burlap Sack bit.ly/2IXa5y4
GOP Leaders Begin Search For Prissy, Miserable Shithead Who Can Compete With Trump In 2024 bit.ly/35DUGeC
Governors Call On Gretchen Whitmer To Shut Down Their States So Residents Won’t Get Mad At Them bit.ly/35BPIze
What Trump Hopes To Accomplish Before Leaving The White House bit.ly/2UmKwc9
Pence Creates Exploratory Committee To Find More Charismatic Candidate To Attach Self To In 2024 bit.ly/3puvr6r
Supreme Court Strikes Down Obama’s Personal Health Insurance Policy bit.ly/3luclez
White House Clarifies That Trump Was Just Sending General Well Wishes To All Sex Traffickers bit.ly/2WKM7Ko
DHS Secretary Assuages Concerns About Protester Abductions By Promising This Will All Feel Routine In A Month bit.ly/30ufotL
Trump Campaign Releases Damning Video Of 30-Year-Old Puerto Rican Joe Biden Promoting Socialism bit.ly/3jmHnnH
Trump Tackles Medical Supply Shortage By Awarding ExxonMobil Contract To Drill For Ventilators In Arctic trib.al/IYcZ05I
Trump Delays Easter To July 15 To Keep Promise On Coronavirus trib.al/LFYFATr
Trump Announces Plan To Retrain Nation’s 3 Million Unemployed Americans As Human Ventilators trib.al/jf0uypZ
What’s In Congress’ Coronavirus Stimulus Bill trib.al/ZzAZ7zM
Congress Sets Aside $1,200 In Trust For Each American Until They Prove They’re Responsible Enough To Handle It trib.al/aQIuGlG
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