Vanessa Sheehan @OnlyPinfeathers

Hiding under my desk #writing short stories, poetry, and bad jokes. Joined March 2018

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Vanessa Sheehan @OnlyPinfeathers

2 years ago

On the way to the theater getting hyped to see Return of the King I asked “Who’s your favorite character in this one? Mines the tomato.”

Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh

2 years ago

On the way to the theater getting hyped to see Return of the King I asked “Who’s your favorite character in this one? Mines the tomato.”

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T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner

3 years ago

Be a Kermit the Frog. Have a creative vision and no ego. Recognize the unique talents of those around you. Attract weirdos. Manage chaos. Show kindness. Be sincere.

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Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji

3 years ago

Say it ain't so Where did you go Where'd ya come from Cotton Eyed Joe Na na na na na na na na na na

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My new hobby is making people think there are puns where there are no puns "There's no 'bones' about it, our Strawberry Cheesecake is back on the menu!" Now everyone's like "...... Do strawberries have bones? Does cheesecake have bones?? ... Is he fuckin the desserts?"

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Sim Kern @sim_kern

3 years ago

This is a story about moths and wasps, but lately it's felt like a parable for building a career as a writer (or any kind of creative). Bear with me. Two years ago, my quarantine energy took the form of digging up my front lawn and sowing a prairie. This year, it took off. 1/🧵

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Not too much imp to simp | 4 weeks @cottagec0re_

4 years ago

@neon_heartbeat Don’t kill the part of you that is cringe, kill the part of you that cringes

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Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC

4 years ago

A proofe: Lasagna ys composid of layeres. The Earthe ys composid of geological strata. Thus, we all lyve upon a vast and spherical lasagna whirlinge arounde a blazinge star.

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Vanessa Sheehan @OnlyPinfeathers

4 years ago

Dude the number of books that just casually include a male professor with a younger wife that used to be his student. Not even just in teacher/student romance books but everywhere. I just accidentally happened to read two in a row that have it and ugh.

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Whitney Hemsath (aka W.O. Hemsath) @WhitneyHemsath

4 years ago

🎶Let's get to revising to defeat plot holes, Blech, who wrote this garbage? Why's it have no soul? You're the saddest draft I ever read But you can bet before I'm through Story, I'll make a book out of you. 🎶

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Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji

4 years ago

To those upset with us: We hear you We see you We smell you There is nowhere you can hide that we won't find you The clock is ticking; may a god who cares be the one receiving your cries for mercy

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Vanessa Sheehan @OnlyPinfeathers

4 years ago

The gas station Cashier asked what we had tonight, and my friend said 3 coffees and some nuts, and the cashier said 3 coffees and what? And my friend, awkwardly clutching a crinkling bag of Japanese nuts, paused for a beat and sheepishly said um... these nuts.

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Vanessa Sheehan @OnlyPinfeathers

4 years ago

Overheard at Salvation Army: “I’m going to wear this and nothing else.”

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Vanessa Sheehan @OnlyPinfeathers

4 years ago

As a shy unobtrusive non confrontational introvert, how the hell do you get in the head of a confident loud take-charge extrovert character??? #writingcommunity

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Vanessa Sheehan @OnlyPinfeathers

4 years ago

Can’t really blame Draco Malfoy for leaning into his villainy all of his adolescence.I mean imagine being 11 trying to make a new friend on the first day of school and ominous music starts playing the second you offer your hand to shake. Clearly the universe has plans for you.

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Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC

4 years ago

Thei did the Mash; thei did the Monstere Mash. The Monstere Mash: beholde, sepulchral smash! Thei did the Mash, and it kaughte on moost fast - Hark, heare the Mash! Forsooth, the Monstere Mash! #october #halloween