Nihilist OpenStack @OpenStackWat

Containers will not stop the pain.

Fine. The name doesn't matter anyway. A stack by any other name is just as....stack-like. Whatever.

OpenStack @OpenStack

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Fine. The name doesn't matter anyway. A stack by any other name is just as....stack-like. Whatever.

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Domain Name Service as a Service. Thanks Designate.

Many eyes make all pedantic typos worth -2'ing. OpenStack: give your life meaning by complaining about other people's typos.

#OpenStack big tent fails to shield users from the turmoil of a meaningless corporate existence. As promised.

Rob yourself of validation. Leave username unset in your git config. Who'll know?

#OpenStack: if it was #Java, there would be a class called ReinventedWheelFactoryBuilderTemplateSingleton

#Kubernetes. Why schedule anything? Schedule nothing. Services can decide their own fate. Nothing matters.

The irony of naming a release "Liberty" when the NSA gave a keynote at a previous OpenStack summit.

You awaken in a nest of yak hair. You gaze upon the wheel you have created, so much like other wheels, but with cloudscale multitenancy.

Federate with interoperable OpenStack clouds on 6 continents to simplify & enhance cloud security: awe.sm/s9Ml5

Federate across 6 clouds. Realize it doesn't matter. Pick up some @nihilist_arbys on the way to your empty apartment. Cry yourself to sleep.

#OpenStackSummit Super User Comcast commended for using #OpenStack to throttle more of their users than ever before.

"Big Tent" governance. It's just anarchy plus #OpenStack branding. But some services are more equal than others. #Nova is the most equal.

#OpenStackSummit is thrilled to announce that WalMart makes #OpenStack a key part of its strategy to keep the minimum wage low.

Why have VMs you care about when you can have #OpenStack #containers as expendable and meaningless as you are?

The project is called "congress" because there are 535 different ideas of what should be done, and no consensus. Like the real congress.

Switch to #Docker. Isolate your code as you isolate yourself. Cry deeply, tell nobody.

#Docker #Cloud #Scale #Docker #Cloud #Scale #Docker #Cloud #Scale #Docker #Cloud #Scale #Docker #Cloud #Scale