Optometry Humor @OptometryHumor

Optometry Student with Severe Senioritis United States Joined January 2018

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Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes

5 years ago

Yesterday, the doctor told me I was colorblind. The diagnosis came out of the purple.

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Optometry Humor @OptometryHumor

6 years ago

I removed a foreign body today and the patient was so thrilled to experience instant relief. I’ll be going by “Hero” for the rest of the week. #doctorhero #wearsafetyglasses

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Eye Care Leaders @eyecareleaders

6 years ago

In honor of #NationalTellAJokeDay, what's your favorite #eyecare joke?

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Optometry Humor @OptometryHumor

7 years ago

Can we just talk about how much ophthalmology doesn’t trust/hates us?

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Optometry Humor @OptometryHumor

7 years ago

To my patients coming in from working with farm animals: Please consider changing out of your shit-covered work boots before your appointment. If you insist on wearing these boots, do NOT brush them up against my pants and shoes during SLE

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Jacqueline Rose @DrJuicy_J

7 years ago

Optometry boards committee: so I think for their sanity we should break their board exams up into three parts Me: yes sounds great less stress Them: also let’s charge them $800 per exam Me: you know im literally living off of student loans, right?

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Optometry Humor @OptometryHumor

7 years ago

✌️#nbeo #nomoretests

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Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken

7 years ago

I know we're all lifelong learners, but omg have you guys tried not learning something? It feels fucking amazing.

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7 years ago

Me flying home at the end of this rotation

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Optometry Humor @OptometryHumor

7 years ago

So... what am I supposed to do with all this free time now that boards are over? I don’t remember the last time I didn’t have homework or studying to do. Oh, wait.... now I have to find a job...

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Optometry Humor @OptometryHumor

7 years ago

Studying for #NBEO Part 1 vs Part 2

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Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken

7 years ago

Don't cry because it's over, smile because we fixed your nasolacrimal duct obstruction

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Optometry Humor @OptometryHumor

7 years ago

*Glc pt returning for first time since 2015* -Me: We haven’t seen you since 2015, have you been getting your drops elsewhere? -Pt: I’m not using any drops, they didn’t feel good. -Me: When was the last time you used your drops? Pt: 2015 🤦🏻‍♀️ #HopeYouDidntNeedYourSideVision

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Optometry Humor @OptometryHumor

7 years ago

Patient entering for routine exam with no visual complaints: *Me: Cover your left eye and tell me the lowest line you can read *Pt: *20/40* *Me: Cover your right eye and read the lowest line you can Pt: Well that’s funny, I can’t see anything... #CRAO #CRAP

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7 years ago

Patient getting his first eye exam in 20 years: *Me: Are you having any problems with your vision? *Pt: Nope, I see just fine *Me: Any double vision? *Pt: Well yeah, but you have two eyes so you’re supposed to see double when you get older *Me: 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken

7 years ago

Instead of having the same conversation over and over again this Thanksgiving, I'll be handing out this conversation template.

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7 years ago

During a VF: Pt: How am I supposed to see the lights if I don’t look at them? Me: This is testing your side vision, so I need you to stare straight ahead Pt: There is no such thing as side vision. This is bullshit *walks out of room* #ThisIsWhyIDrink