Orgasmic Ostrich @Orgastrich
I sexually identify as an ostrich. Joined November 2016-
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When you have to see a manager at 5 and the Special Olympics at 7
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When you trim your ass hair to decrease your wipe time but now it just feels like sandpaper between your buttcheeks
When you're in the middle of roasting your friend and you stutter
You know your ass is in the friend zone when you get left on "Deliver" instead of "Read"
When the chromosome count is just right
Put em up bitch my tuition ain't gonna pay itself
The only thing hungry the day after Thanksgiving
When you ask a question but your teacher's breath stank
When your crush is nearby and you tryna show off
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