So over the last few months kids keep coming into the library asking if we have any books about this thing FORTNITE. We don't and I'd never heard of it so I tried asking what it was.
Is it a film? No. A cartoon? No. An game, like Pokemon or something? Yeah kinda. Nobody could tell me what all the fuss was about. Then today a man came in to borrow some Lee Child books and he had his son with him. It said #Fortnite on his T-shirt.
@OrkneyLibrary I thought of sharing my own joke about Fortnite, but it’s too weak.
@OrkneyLibrary I believe this is the same Library , that when a Man went in and asked for the 'Self-Help' section, they replied......"Well that would be defeating the object, wouldn't it, Sir...."
Oh @OrkneyLibrary I love you! 😂
@OrkneyLibrary It is also on Luke's shirt. #thelukemcqueenpilots
@OrkneyLibrary congratulations on your library @Adam_Jacobi
@OrkneyLibrary Come for the knowledge, stay for the punnage.
@OrkneyLibrary It’s kind of shocking that you couldn’t just use your information science skills to google fortnite
@OrkneyLibrary @TheFriendMag If “kids keep coming to the library asking” about ANYTHING, that’s a damn fine library you’re running, up there in Orkney What they’re actually asking about almost doesn’t matter Well done!
@OrkneyLibrary @Adam_Jacobi When I saw @Adam_Jacobi retweeted this I figured there was a good story lurking. Little did I know I was wading into a pun in four stages. Excellent work @OrkneyLibrary, excellent work.
@OrkneyLibrary @mediaczar This - THIS - is what Twitter is for
Do follow the thread down! Bravo @OrkneyLibrary 👏👏
Do follow the thread down! Bravo @OrkneyLibrary 👏👏
@OrkneyLibrary @Hippoclides and @JohnMoynes read all of this thread...
@OrkneyLibrary @MEGASLUSHBOY Orkney, hi. Glad to see fortnite has made it up there. Can you tell Shetland hi? They get lonely and only have internet Tuesdays and Thursdays at that one petrol station. Thanks!
@OrkneyLibrary You have surpassed yourselves, and win the Gilder Golden Pun Award 2018
@OrkneyLibrary Is that what you call a shaggy book story?
@OrkneyLibrary As a Reacher fan this gave me a belly laugh!
@OrkneyLibrary I waited a fortnight for that punch line ;-)
@OrkneyLibrary @swanseastones you too should collaborate! Maybe @OrkneyLibrary could cover for you whilst you are on your hols? Or have you gone to Orkney on your hols??
@OrkneyLibrary Yes he was, he was :-)
