Dave Elliott @Outstandingdave

hip-hop loving, smutty piss taking annoyance. High Wycombe Joined May 2011

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The DM Reporter @DMReporter

5 years ago

JOURNALISM 2020: The British government is giving taxpayer money to the Daily Mail to write propaganda articles that directly contradict the other stories they’re publishing.

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Dave Elliott @Outstandingdave

6 years ago

Dude!!!!! shop.royalmail.com/video-games-pr… @Octav1usKing

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In Asda, thousands of workers are being threatened with the sack unless they accept a new 'flexible' contract that gives the corporate giant control over their lives. But their union is fighting back. tribunemag.co.uk/2019/10/justic…

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SteveBruceatWeddings @bruceatwedding

6 years ago

When you are 12 jägers in and you’ve had one of those days. #stevebruceatweddings #nufc

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Alex Eccleston @AventuraObscura

6 years ago

A rat broke into an ATM, shredded $18000 and then died. Thereby creating the single greatest work of satirical performance art this millennium.

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Dave Elliott @Outstandingdave

6 years ago

Wow just wow!

YouGov @YouGov

6 years ago

Wow just wow!

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WeRateDogs @dog_rates

6 years ago

This is Bodie. He’s thrilled you finally asked about his Pride pose. Been working on it for weeks. 14/10 it’s delightful Bodie #PrideMonthPuppo

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The DM Reporter @DMReporter

6 years ago

THIS IS HOW IT WORKS: Mail reporter writes about ‘men’ sleeping in poverty, generating comments that criticise landlords and government policy. The article is updated a few hours later, swapping ‘men’ for ‘immigrants’ and suddenly the comments section comes to life.

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The DM Reporter @DMReporter

7 years ago

BREXIT: Well, I have to admit, I didn’t see ‘the Queen is a traitor’ coming...

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Paddy Power @paddypower

7 years ago

Mad that in 2016, nobody knew what was going to happen with Brexit, and England's football team was shite. Now three years later, England's football team is pretty good. #MONENG

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OptaJoke @OptaJoke

7 years ago

2016 - Sterling hasn’t been performing this well in Europe since the day before the EU referendum in June 2016. Pound.

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The DM Reporter @DMReporter

7 years ago

TOMORROW: Fury as Facebook takes too long to remove video they were unwittingly hosting. No fury over @MailOnline deliberately taking that video, putting adverts on it and hosting it on their site for monetary gain. So, who’s the bad guy here? Not the terrorist, apparently…

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The DM Reporter @DMReporter

7 years ago

COMMENT(S) OF THE DAY: The Daily Mail is a snowflake remainer propaganda rag. We’re through the looking glass now, people.

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PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK

7 years ago

Straight outta the Commons... it’s Still M.A.Y. (featuring Snoop Mogg)

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Dave Elliott @Outstandingdave

7 years ago

Word little dogger!

Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings

7 years ago

Word little dogger!

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Dave Elliott @Outstandingdave

7 years ago

Thank you @dessadarling for spending 17 hours with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #2018Wrapped spotifywrapped.com ..... seems a tad excessive tbh!

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SteveBruceatWeddings @bruceatwedding

7 years ago

So weekends free now....

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Dave Elliott @Outstandingdave

7 years ago

New digs are pretty awesome

Builtvisible @Builtvisible

7 years ago

New digs are pretty awesome

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Gary Lineker @GaryLineker

7 years ago

Football is a simple game, 22 men chase the ball for 82 minutes and the Germans get a player sent off so 21 men chase the ball for 13 minutes and at the end the Germans somehow fucking win.