Certified Overtinker @OvertinkerBlog

If patriarchy was the final boss, then modern laws just unlocked the cheat code for *matriarchy DLC*. Funny how "equality" looks a lot like privilege when you flip the coin. 👉 certifiedovertinker.com/women-privileg…

Why should I be tolerant with people who aren’t? From feminazis to politicians who shout louder than their IQ, here’s a guide to dealing with intolerance without losing your sanity. 👉 certifiedovertinker.com/tolerance-into…

🧠 My brain at 3 AM: “What if that thing you said in 2009 ruined your life?” Me: “Bro, I’m just trying to sleep.” New post on the art of overthinking until exhaustion. 👇 certifiedovertinker.com/cant-stop-over…

Everyone knows a “tough guy.” Loud, cocky, allergic to discipline. Can’t even wake up early, but swears he’s unbreakable. That’s not strength—that’s cosplay. Read: certifiedovertinker.com/tough-guy-illu…

Adobe doesn’t sell software—it sells dependency. Argentina pays up to 5× less. Not love. Just vulture math. 🔗 certifiedovertinker.com/adobe-creative…

Your playlist says more than you think. If it sounds like cartel anthems, gunpowder, and corridos… don’t complain when your culture smells the same. 🔗certifiedovertinker.com/funding-narcos…

Sometimes it’s not coming out that’s hard. Sometimes it’s telling your friends you cried when your dog died. New post about grief, friendship, and the emotional constipation of men. certifiedovertinker.com/why-men-dont-t…

Steal a Gansito? You’re hungry. Embezzle millions? You’re a public figure. In Mexico, justice isn’t blind—it just checks the receipt. 👉 certifiedovertinker.com/selective-just…

Apparently, playing a horny anime game on Steam turns you into a criminal. But gambling apps, crypto scams, and reggaeton about murder? Totally fine. Welcome to the age of **moral censorship by credit card**. 🔗 Read: certifiedovertinker.com/do-video-games…

He offered me “a great opportunity to grow together.” Translation: unpaid labor, scope creep, and emotional blackmail via WhatsApp. New post: when friendship means free work (and zero respect). 🔗 certifiedovertinker.com/freelance-frie… #FreelancerLife #ClientFromHell #RedFlags

You’re not right just because you’re loud. If your beliefs collapse when questioned, it’s not activism — it’s ego cosplay. And the Social Justice Ego? It doesn’t debate. It cancels. 🧠 certifiedovertinker.com/social-justice…

She had a $3,000 laptop. I had cracked Illustrator and trauma. Guess who learned the damn software? New post about entitlement, RAID-sprayed laptops, and creative survival: 🧨 certifiedovertinker.com/privilege-lapt… #DesignPrivilege #AdobeTrauma #CertifiedOverthinker

I like being alone. Until I realize I’m just avoiding people. Is it independence? Or premium-level self-deception? Let’s unpack the lies we call “solitude.” 🖤 certifiedovertinker.com/solitude-or-se… #Solitude #IntrovertVibes #CertifiedOverthinker

Nothing screams freedom like… •Bald eagles •Fast food •Invading countries But hey, at least we have the freedom to be in debt and pretend we’re proud. Full patriotic meltdown: 🇺🇸 certifiedovertinker.com/american-patri… #FreedomFries #AmericanDream #Satire

I want to be a writer. And a designer. And a psychologist. And a ninja. And a burnout by Thursday. If your dreams are a 32-tab Chrome session with no clear goal… This one’s for you: 🔗 certifiedovertinker.com/too-many-inter… #Multipotentialite #Overthinking #CreativeChaos

In Mexico, mocking a congresswoman = • 30 public apologies • Gender training • A fine • Your name in a violence registry This isn’t feminism. It’s power, dressed in pink. #TodosSomosKarlaEstrella #FreeSarcasm 🧠 certifiedovertinker.com/protected-data…

10 PM: I’m exhausted. 2 AM: What if I move to Iceland, write a book, and start a mushroom farm? My brain: Now’s the time to plan your entire life. New post: Certified Overthinker’s favorite bedtime routine — spiral. 💤 certifiedovertinker.com/brilliant-idea… #Insomnia #Overthinking #NightBrain

I’ve got Goggins yelling, Joker laughing, and Homer Simpson asking for a donut... All living rent-free inside my skull. If your mind sounds like a TED Talk with schizophrenia, this one's for you: certifiedoverthinker.com/inner-voice-se… #CertifiedOverthinker #MentalGymnastics #VoicesInMyHead

"Not a real journalist" is the new badge of honor. No press pass, just WiFi and rage. 👇 certifiedovertinker.com/pretending-to-…