Noob Noob @PHENIXDIDTHAT

(815): It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. Joined July 2017

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Noob Noob @PHENIXDIDTHAT

8 years ago

/ my dumb ass missed opening wow go me, any ways like to plot or we can chem it up I love both

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(908): The McDonald's drive thru lady asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane.

JELLiE BEAN. @ELLiEDiDTHAT

7 Followers 19 Following (908): The McDonald's drive thru lady asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane.

Nate @JFCNATES

9 Followers 21 Following Whatcha know bout me?

ᵐᶦˢˢ ᵏᵉᶦ�... @iSTHATLYLA

10 Followers 22 Following

✨lana✨ @lanageorgette

6 Followers 12 Following I like garage rock and weird indie bands nobody ever heard of. Praise the moon and feminism. room: 603

riley. @PuppiesRoses

10 Followers 43 Following ( picture ain't me.) sixteen / cst / they-them - fan of youtubers. ( sam, colby, jake, exct.)

MEREDiTH GREY. @GTGBRYNN

6 Followers 19 Following (847): Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.

kitten @BBGiRLSABiNA

9 Followers 39 Following @.NiCOLEPAYTAS: i am *clenches fists* PERFECTKY FUCKING CHILL.

sev...for now @FCKSEVASTIAN

12 Followers 30 Following

☆彡 LOLA. @LCLAMARQUEZ

10 Followers 34 Following cause i can put on a show.

omgshefuckinded @MOTORBOATiNMARY

52 Followers 33 Following Fill her up

whatchamacallit @TUFFPUPDONNIE

10 Followers 34 Following Hip hop honesty lil Uzi Vert got one of the best shoulder rolls I ever seen!!! Dance moves on fleek salute him! - Lil B

mimikyu @LEO2TiRED

8 Followers 36 Following we told u this was melodrama

i need friends @SPOOKYGALE

23 Followers 21 Following wake me up inside

lil ugly @GODAMNGINA

20 Followers 40 Following lil jokey joke

his hair? WACK! @BIGTOEMAGGIE

56 Followers 29 Following Yeah can I get uhhhh...

oh ghouls the boys a @RiPSEFiNA

17 Followers 27 Following rock & roll, buckaroo!

my pussy 🅱️OP @GDiMALC0M

14 Followers 34 Following he just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins

😡 @ZiADLUVSPASTA

21 Followers 40 Following haha you have a thigh gap but your about to get a tooth gap if you dont quit snapchatting my girl

broiwannadie @BLAZEiTJACLYN

22 Followers 42 Following

Jank Me ❼👽 @Retw33ters

339 Followers 4K Following I want Jemaine Clement to sing Goodbye Moonmen at my funeral | Fire tweets = Follow 🔥

Bryon Huntley @BryonHuntley2

0 Followers 96 Following

BELLE !!!! @hashtagisabelle

9 Followers 51 Following

so , no head ? @MAYA2TIRED

164 Followers 45 Following

I'm literally always kidding lol. A lil jokey joke ... relax bitch we just happy to be here so we gone giggle at the good & the bad. U dry

mr steal ur gurl @CAROLiNE2BAD

13 Followers 49 Following I'm literally always kidding lol. A lil jokey joke ... relax bitch we just happy to be here so we gone giggle at the good & the bad. U dry

iTSEVERYNiGHTSiS 😋 @GLOUPGLORiA

15 Followers 56 Following fill her up

-__- @RENELLGOTGAME

21 Followers 60 Following SCAMZEL WASHINGTON https://t.co/T4VTUaezok

STiLES STiLINKSKi @1800NiKLAUS

24 Followers 63 Following @fucktyler: DONT TELL ME HOW TO DO WHAT I DO WHEN YOU DONT DO NOTHING

cabbage @LACHATAYUNA

16 Followers 48 Following alpha and omega fics are what make the world go round

ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ᶤᵗ �... @PAMELANOTBEESLY

30 Followers 51 Following one big fat jokey joke. :3

i am unoriginal @MARCELPOSSiBLE

24 Followers 52 Following reserved

crankthat.mp3 @1800HOTLiNEEiLA

25 Followers 55 Following

you hit @ICEDOUTJJnoFiSH

40 Followers 50 Following i thought you loved me jody head ass

BUCKY BARNES. @RHYSLiKESRiiCE

24 Followers 47 Following (571): I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.

ALASKA THUNDERFUCK @KWEENBELLAS

26 Followers 46 Following

vodka aunt @NOURAUNSOLVED

30 Followers 63 Following

opal @LMFAOPAL

16 Followers 44 Following Seriously? Right in front of my salad?

quirky dn @TUCKERINATNITE

30 Followers 57 Following every time a whitey or a fake fan claims his name is anime i lose 3 years of life. i'm at -743695473. call me benjamin button.

hehe into the wind @GUCCiMANJORDAN

30 Followers 50 Following @.datassque: my boy been actin different ever since he got that kohls cash

what the fuck richar @WESHASASMALL

30 Followers 58 Following

ᴄᴜʀʀᴇɴᴛʟʏ ᴍʏ ʟɪғᴇ ɪs sᴘɪʀᴀʟɪɴɢ ᴼᵁᵀ ᴏғ ᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴏʟ. ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴺᴼ ɪᴅᴇᴀ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪᴍ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ᴅᴏ ᴱⱽᴱᴿʸᴰᴬʸ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴡᴀᴋᴇ ᴜᴘ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪ ᴀᴍ sᴏ ʳᵉᶜᵏˡᵉˢˢ

lifetimeofnofuckshit @LiLKAiBASEDGOD

28 Followers 48 Following ᴄᴜʀʀᴇɴᴛʟʏ ᴍʏ ʟɪғᴇ ɪs sᴘɪʀᴀʟɪɴɢ ᴼᵁᵀ ᴏғ ᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴏʟ. ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴺᴼ ɪᴅᴇᴀ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪᴍ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ᴅᴏ ᴱⱽᴱᴿʸᴰᴬʸ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴡᴀᴋᴇ ᴜᴘ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪ ᴀᴍ sᴏ ʳᵉᶜᵏˡᵉˢˢ

b*sh wanna marry me? @DANiELNOTCAESAR

29 Followers 51 Following im ugly ik

🕊 nova scotia @90SFINESSED

25 Followers 55 Following `cause she got a princess complex

la miki minach @BLAKEUNSOLVED

31 Followers 51 Following (screams "Shut The Fuck Up" as loud i can, over and over into a phone for about 4 mins straight) Ah, Cant seem to get good help these days -

i can't sweem @NOTMYEMERSON

24 Followers 52 Following mila noticed 11:34 pm 8/29/17

WiNE MOM . @LUCiA2SLY

31 Followers 53 Following ( 203 ) : there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them

jaman asaduzzaman sh @AsaduzzamJaman

10 Followers 147 Following i am asaduzzaman😒🙄🤨

yawn @ADAM2LAZi

8 Followers 53 Following

╰ ° HILLSON GREEKS @hillsongreeks

60 Followers 103 Following ╰ ° I wanna go to college for the rest of my life sip banker's club, drink miller lite on thursday and tuesday night ice

DANNY DEViTO @FOLD4BRIDGET

132 Followers 64 Following

GET SCHWiFTY @THECHANCHANGIRL

48 Followers 55 Following

a LARGE ? he got mone... @GABRiELUNSOLVED

165 Followers 47 Following

Chai Ha-Sun @ChaiHaSun

87 Followers 5 Following

rico! @TheBigRicoDick

101 Followers 134 Following

googly moogly @DJNOTTANNER

10 Followers 0 Following (515): omg my life; so much cake and so little sex

elves with attitude @kyleriswasted

67 Followers 45 Following

JELLiE BEAN. @ELLiEDiDTHAT

7 Followers 19 Following (908): The McDonald's drive thru lady asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane.