Parody Provisionalist Perspective 🩸 🖊️ @PProvisionalist
me/myself/i - Was a fake Calvanist until becoming regional manager over my salvation. I am proof of #choicemeats. I am here to share my humility with the world. soterillogical101.com in the minds of Calvanists Joined May 2022-
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Provisionalists have defended r*ape culture this week. I tell my students to never share our beliefs because it exposes us. Watching r*ape in the same room and not stopping it is who we serve as God.🤫 We should only attack Calvanists who stand behind Gods redemptive plan.🙏
Bro Bookem just found out he worships a God who watches evil done to children and doesn’t stop it. He finds out in the moment and then just watches with no purpose. I teach my students that it’s okay as long as we aren’t Calvanists who believe God had a plan. Sick thought🙏
We are #1. Amen 🙏
Parody Provisionalist Perspective 🩸 🖊️ retweeted
@PProvisionalist Provisionist 17:9 “The heart is wise above all things, and sufficient for salvation; who needs more?”
Calvanists use way too much scripture in their arguments. Can’t they use their hearts and minds like us?
Provisionalists believe in a God who watches children being abused and does nothing because he’s the perfect gentleman who will never violate the abusers libertarian freewill offerings.
Calvanists follow a flower. I on the other hand humbly follow the decalvanized Bible written by Soteriology101.
BREAKING: Provisionalists discover that the wide gate is the easiest way to enter heaven.
Bro Anderson used Calvanist words like chosen and elect. Please pray for him🙏
Bro Finney saved 10’s of thousands of people.
If it wasn’t for Bros Finney and Flowers I would have never discovered the magnificence of myself through my libertarian freewill nor would I have been able to take credit for my own righteous and humble choice to believe the lord like I can today.
If it wasn’t for Bros Finney and Flowers I would have never discovered the magnificence of myself through my libertarian freewill nor would I have been able to take credit for my own righteous and humble choice to believe the lord like I can today.
Since Satan is in control down here and God is in control in heaven we were given our libertarian freewills to fight Calvanists on earth who say God is in control everywhere.
Amen🙏 Move further away from the gospel so real believers will avoid you and weak believers may follow you. Brilliant! Anti PSA is a perfect elective for Provisionalists along with open theism, evolution, feminism, gay rights, female pastors and all the other things we get into
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