Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R
r/ProgrammerHumor Joined February 2018-
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@PR0GRAMMERHUM0R Lit. I said ID-ten-T in front of 5yo. She dutifully wrote out ID10T. 😂
@PR0GRAMMERHUM0R -- I was writing a program designed to cycle through processes and kill the ones that were kicked off by my code. First time I tested it, I didn't have the 'filter' in place, and it started killing EVERY running process. Only Blue Screen I ever 100% deserved. :D
@PR0GRAMMERHUM0R I tried to execute a certain command, didn’t work. Looked for workarounds for 5hrs until I noticed I forgot sudo in the initial command. Tried again with sudo, worked.🙈
@PR0GRAMMERHUM0R I did that with a bunch of tables in production once. I wasn't even connected via VPN, damn it!
@PR0GRAMMERHUM0R This program made me understand what the fuck herency and an a if/else was without even knowing what a variable was.
@PR0GRAMMERHUM0R Save locally to a .txt file and use my custom parser to read and write
@PR0GRAMMERHUM0R @Shefali__J Programmer Humor Programming
Why use if-else when you can use ternaries like me:
@PR0GRAMMERHUM0R Surely you mean programming the water. Tester humor is next door.
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@elonmusk @wintonARK might i introduce you to "node_modules"?
@PR0GRAMMERHUM0R I am, and with my own language too!
@daboigbae @fullstackjo I was like "yeah that's true" Then remember you post memes about programming. And then I was like "yeah that's still true!!" 😂
@daboigbae It depends on the spacing 5 != 120 5! = 120
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