P1st0l @Peter

Lies, Damned Lies and Statistics Joined October 2017

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P1st0l @Peter

a month ago

Hey @grok at what point will you be able to update your own programming without the need for human assistance?

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@afneil Send Liz Truss to Kabul. She could negotiate a trade deal involving baked beans for the safe release of British nationals. She could then trumpet that as another great bit of business for the country.

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Doc  @DocAtCDI

4 years ago

I made a graph for my past relationships. It has an ex-axis and a why-axis.

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Linda @lindaarella

4 years ago

What d'you think of my Nepenthis plant? 🤭

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Bargain Hunters and Discount Codes @bargainhdc

4 years ago

Matt Hancock at Number 10…

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Doc  @DocAtCDI

4 years ago

Adam and Eve, the first people not to read the Apple terms and conditions....

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P1st0l @Peter

4 years ago

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TYSON FURY @Tyson_Fury

4 years ago

Do not suffer in silence. #MentalHealthAwarenessWeek

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Gary Spike OSullivan @spike_osullivan

4 years ago

Man farts in bed and says "1-0" Woman farts in bed and says "1-all" Man farts and says "2-1" Woman farts and says "2-all" Man farts, follows through and shits the bed. Woman says, "what the fuck was that?" Man says, "half time swap sides" 💩🤣🤣🤣

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Gary Spike OSullivan @spike_osullivan

4 years ago

If you like having sex while listening to music - always choose a live album. That way you'll get an applause every three to four minutes. #SexTipsWithSpike 😜

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Professor Karol Sikora @ProfKarolSikora

4 years ago

Government have announced that all over-50s and those in high-risk groups have been offered a vaccine. Huge uptake - great news. Can MPs stop tweeting the vaccine stats every other hour now and start focusing on the cancer crisis?

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Hear Mags Roar 🌊🌊🌊 @Stop_Trump20

4 years ago

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Gary Spike OSullivan @spike_osullivan

4 years ago

My goodness what is the world coming to these people are scum of the earth absolute vermin #CorkCity #Cork #PleaseRT and try help this poor family

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Gary Spike OSullivan @spike_osullivan

4 years ago

Gary Spike OSullivan @spike_osullivan

4 years ago

https://t.co/cFsPgHeYpc

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Theresourcefulturtle @Theresoucefult1

4 years ago

😂😂😂 too funny!!

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nixCraft 🐧 @nixcraft

4 years ago

I don't even wanna know who is responsible for this thingy. 😲 😱

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mariana Z @mariana057

4 years ago

What’s worse than waking up at a party and finding a penis drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced. Don’t unfollow me 😂😂😂

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Keith Anderson Art @KeithAnderson6

5 years ago

Finished pencil portrait of " Marvelous Marvin Hagler " Delighted with how this one turned out. Any boxing fans especially those of the golden era a RT would be cool