Luke @ParallelParkJi

United fan since Ronaldo had braces Joined July 2021

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Central @WestHam_Central

6 days ago

David Moyes 👏👏👏

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Luke @ParallelParkJi

2 weeks ago

If the keeper was THIS much of an issue why has the club spent £200m before considering getting a new one

The United Tribune @utdtribune

2 weeks ago

If the keeper was THIS much of an issue why has the club spent £200m before considering getting a new one

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Luke @ParallelParkJi

2 weeks ago

I wonder if Ole has a United clause in his Besiktas deal hahaha

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If United need to make sales before bidding for Baleba, the message that I’d put out there isn’t ‘we’re desperate for money!!’ Call me crazy but I still reckon we’re planning on bidding 100m+ for him if we manage to sell Garnacho and Antony/Sancho before the end of the window

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2 Cold Scorpio @Ic3Evaa

3 weeks ago

#FreePalestine 🇵🇸

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Luke @ParallelParkJi

4 weeks ago

I think there’s a good player in Hojlund but people saying we should keep him as a back up are missing the fact that us selling/loaning him sends a message to the rest of the squad that they need to perform or they’ll be gone too. Should light a fire under the remaining players

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Andy Mitten @AndyMitten

6 months ago

Just saw Ayden Heaven walk out of the stadium in Leicester. Foot in a brace but walking.

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Luke @ParallelParkJi

6 months ago

That’s so sad man I’m actually gutted for him

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Luke @ParallelParkJi

6 months ago

Fucks sake sounds like he’s broken something if they’re refusing to show the replay, gutted for him man

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Luke @ParallelParkJi

6 months ago

Nooo Heaven, hope he’s alright looks like he’s in a lot of pain

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Luke @ParallelParkJi

6 months ago

Ahhhhhh Hojlund I’m so happy for him man finally got his goal

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Luke @ParallelParkJi

6 months ago

By all accounts we’re probably going to have what £80-£100m to spend this summer if that? Chelsea securing a deal for Quenda is frustrating but I can’t help but feel us spending £40m on another teenager wouldn’t of been the wisest use of those funds

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Luke @ParallelParkJi

6 months ago

All these VAR checks on the penalties are ridiculous, 2-4 minute wait on every pen absolutely kills the flow of the game

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Luke @ParallelParkJi

6 months ago

Amorims face after that Bruno free kick hahahahah oh my word his head was hot

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Laurie Whitwell @lauriewhitwell

6 months ago

One day, Rasmus Hojlund will score again + he will unleash a celebration of atomic power. In the meantime he has to contend with another painful miss. Dorgu was perhaps offside but it was a beautifully constructed #MUFC move, with Zirkzee at his best.