Elise @ParsingThoughts

Overthinking thoughts and writing stuff; feminist AF; the music's in my head Australia's bush capital Joined December 2016

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Elise @ParsingThoughts

3 years ago

Our idea of expertise has become so devalued that people begin sentences, even articles, "I'm an Aldi expert..."

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Elise @ParsingThoughts

4 years ago

Long thread but very worth the time

Cory Doctorow NONCONSENSUAL BLUE TICK @doctorow

4 years ago

Long thread but very worth the time

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Elise @ParsingThoughts

5 years ago

Apparently some people label their style as "corporate punk" and... do they know what punk is?

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Elise @ParsingThoughts

5 years ago

Keeping numerous body parts crossed...

Dr Rachel Morris 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇨🇦🇪🇺 @5By5Creativity

5 years ago

Keeping numerous body parts crossed...

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fredesque @FredTaming

5 years ago

when medusa showers is it like this or like this

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Good news, Finland. But really, @HappyMagTV please ask your editors to do their jobs. Referring to "horny jail" + an amused tone minimise how pervasive and offensive this is. Read the room. happymag.tv/unsolicited-di…

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Elise @ParsingThoughts

5 years ago

Screeches excitedly into lonely obscurity: meanjin.com.au/blog/meanjin28…

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Elise @ParsingThoughts

5 years ago

Since the power died, souvenirs of love were hard to find. A card from dating days; that necklace from her mum. Line-thin fridge art with radiant smiles and a lopsided 'Mummy', bold and proud. In Sydney, an unimaginable 160 ks south, she hoped he'd kept them safe. #meanjin280

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Elise @ParsingThoughts

5 years ago

Please settle a heated debate I had with a "friend": where is the *right* place to keep Vegemite after opening?

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Elise @ParsingThoughts

5 years ago

I thought the cold front had already hit... 🥶

Canberra Times @canberratimes

5 years ago

I thought the cold front had already hit... 🥶

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Benjamin Law 羅旭能 @mrbenjaminlaw

6 years ago

Anyway, looking forward to the myriad questions Joyce will no doubt get from an Australian media fascinated by how male politicians balance fatherhood and politics given he has a literal newborn.

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Elise @ParsingThoughts

6 years ago

Just finished Sicario and (a) omfg that was good, and (b) it is disturbing how much Benicio Del Toro and Brad Pitt are moving towards convergence

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Elise @ParsingThoughts

6 years ago

Felt like having my still-beating heart dissected and my insides hollowed out with restrained pathos so I put on some @phoebe_bridgers

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Melissa Eaton @melissa__eaton

6 years ago

Netflix is not your #nutritionist, #doctor, #dietitian or specialist 🙅🏼‍♀️ Please don’t change your whole #diet based on a Netflix documentary.

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Elise @ParsingThoughts

6 years ago

'Farmer's Inference' and 'Railwayman's Irony'. I'd probably try both (without satisfaction).

Kirsten Shiel @KirstenShielART

6 years ago

'Farmer's Inference' and 'Railwayman's Irony'. I'd probably try both (without satisfaction).

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Elise @ParsingThoughts

6 years ago

And if this is what they do in public... St Kevin's College issues apology after students' sexist chant on Melbourne tram abc.net.au/news/2019-10-2… via @abcnews