Pastor Problems @Pastorsproblems
A hopefully humorous look inside a pastor's thoughts, inspired by @firstworldproblems creator code L1Y5Z2 Joined January 2013-
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JD Vance at Disney World
“The decorations, acting, dancing, and singing are really bad.” - Church VBS Director
Trump and Musk in front of your grandma’s social security.
Pretty much.
Probably due for a name change. @OrientalTrading
Bethel’s new song got me like…
Top notch tweet!
Youth group serving Kool-aid, new carpet be like
Youth group serving Kool-aid, new carpet be like
Our Joseph looks a bit like Paul Rudd. Am I wrong? RT if you see it.
Church copier. No one has noticed for three weeks. How long should I leave it this way??
Live look in at my congregation each Sunday.
Live look in at my congregation each Sunday.
Realizing that very well could be someone from my church against my best efforts.
Realizing that very well could be someone from my church against my best efforts.
Having to tell people Trump isn’t perfect and realizing some in the church will debate you. We’ve lost our way. God above party. God above idols.
Associate Pastor in the lobby after preaching.
Best tweet of the day/week
In the summer, what do you set the thermostat on in the sanctuary?
Live picture of my congregation during a sermon.
Live picture of my congregation during a sermon.
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Chet Churchpain @Churchpain
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Ed Stetzer @edstetzer
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RevUnfiltered @RevUnfiltered
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Drew @drewdyck
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Pastor Pending @RecentPastor
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Josh Beachum @N1NJACAR1B0U
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Kenneth D Martin Jr @iam_Xcellence
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Scott Carson @CarsonLuvsBooks
444 Followers 1K Following Husband, Dad, follower of Jesus, Pastor of Grace Church in Burlington, WI, avid bibliophile. https://t.co/NnUqQ7JtIe
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105 Followers 287 Following
Gunnar Johnson @GunnarJohnson75
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John Stevenson @stevenson_john
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Debbie @debbielovesYH
34 Followers 2K Following Mother, Wife,Worshipper,Jesus Lover,Obsessed with music & literature,poetry,jazz junkie, unapologetically authentic. Living a life of surrender to Jesus,
Katrina Skelton @tntskelton
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Matthew Mills @MatthewMMills
5 Followers 112 Following
MR G @MRG20195806
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Jeff Ling @jeffling
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Mike Sisco Sr. @hogalum14
62 Followers 300 Following
Clint Ziemer @clintziemer
29 Followers 103 Following Pastor, Parent, & Poet - Seeker, Sinner & Saved - Witness, Wanderer & Writer
Alex Rodríguez @alex_rb
186 Followers 996 Following No morí como un héroe, pero viví lo suficiente para convertirme en comunicólogo.
Albert Soto @pastoal
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Thomas posey @Thomasposey7
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Antouman Jassey @Ebou36593915
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Bob Lawrence @BobbyALawrence1
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AnonymousBaptist @GoodAnonBaptist
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Chuck Riddle @Chuck_Riddle
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StaffMeetingTweets @staffmtgtweets
28 Followers 128 Following Church staffers say the darnedest things...especially in staff meetings.
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Timothy Keller (1950-... @timkellernyc
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Christianity Today @CTmagazine
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Bad Church Secertary @ChruchSecretary
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Youth Group Boy @YouthGroupBoy
5K Followers 322 Following I'm a boy age 12-17 in your youth group. I fart, flirt, and fellowship. (a parody account)
Chet Churchpain @Churchpain
9K Followers 4K Following Person, Human, Homo sapiens, non-influencer, and biped. Scared about broccolis. Is Twitter still a thing?
Ed Stetzer @edstetzer
271K Followers 209K Following Dean @TalbotTheology, Edtr @OutreachMag, Pstr @MarinersChurch, Dstngushd Vstng Scholar @WycliffeHall at Oxford, Missiologist, Posts auto delete, can’t read DMs.
RevUnfiltered @RevUnfiltered
1K Followers 219 Following I am tweeting honest pastoral thoughts that cannot be said out loud. Want to know what the pastor really thought? Tune in here...
Drew @drewdyck
47K Followers 24K Following Author, Editor, Unpaid Uber Driver for my kids. Read a free chapter of my latest book "Just Show Up."👇
J. Warner Wallace @jwarnerwallace
172K Followers 82 Following Christ-follower, Married to an Angel, @DatelineNBC Detective on @Oxygen, @ReelzChannel, @DiscoveryID, Adj. Prof. @BiolaU, @Zondervan author, in #GodsNotDead2
Pastor Pending @RecentPastor
3K Followers 1K Following Former Pastor of the Kobayashi Maru Baptist Church. Now a hospital chaplain. Native Midwesterner
The Calvinist Father @CalvinistFather
2K Followers 164 Following Predestined to be your daddy. Father of five. Two are elect.
Sojourners @Sojourners
102K Followers 8K Following Putting faith into action for social justice. Read https://t.co/NODNTTe1Xz, follow @SojoAction
Doug Pagitt @pagitt
10K Followers 1K Following Exec Dir of Vote Common Good https://t.co/O96KBuec4s, Author, Pastor, Radio Host, Activist, Goodness Conspirator.
Rex Chapman🏇🏼 @RexChapman
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Brian D. McLaren @brianmclaren
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Pastor-rama 💉💉 ... @PastorPastTime
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Kent @RealKentMurphy
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Artificial IntelliPas... @MegaPastorAI
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Joanie Touschner @Jonitousch
104 Followers 433 Following believer✝️, wife, mom, crocheter, IF, OMAD, keto carnivore conservative, classic novels, church tech, FPU, frugal living, minimalist,contentment.
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The Pastor's Wife @ThePastorsWife3
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Clayton Grossman @ClaytonG_1
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