Pat - Fatherhood Enjoyer @PatWatchesPuck
Certified reply guy. My kids are cuter than yours. I like memes shitposting and hockey Texas Joined September 2010-
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My wife likes to watch Braveheart on Valentine’s Day. She thinks it’s the most romantic movie ever. In other news, I love my wife.
My wife likes to watch Braveheart on Valentine’s Day. She thinks it’s the most romantic movie ever. In other news, I love my wife.
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Go to the gym. Eat well. Take care of yourself so you don’t have to trust one of these people with your health.
Go to the gym. Eat well. Take care of yourself so you don’t have to trust one of these people with your health.
What is a woman, Joe?
“Cool, cool. So yeah, I’ll have a grande Americano please.”
“Cool, cool. So yeah, I’ll have a grande Americano please.”
I know this makes me a bad Texan, but Whataburger is so aggressively mid it’s not even funny.
We used to be a proper country
We used to be a proper country
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This is getting ridiculous @ebeth360
I think they should project the videos from the 10/7 attack on giant screens on a loop in full view of these college protests. Would probably clear out the useful idiots pretty quickly
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Great news for the Biden family
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Go go go! H/t @PornPops69
Um…this wasn’t covered in my drivers manual. Now what?
Nuggets playing Minnesota tonight. Minnesota, very cold, gross place. Bad people. Killed George Floyd.
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@PatWatchesPuck @redsteeze “Who leaves a country, packed with ponies, to come to a non-pony country?”
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