keyboard silence from podbois when a boomer LO PM asks CFO “what keeps you up at night?” is pure heaven. look of disgust from BAM guy ramping who just wants to know QTD trends, the newborn citadel associate who asks for 2q tax rate guidance. These are a few of my favorite things
390 Followers 5K FollowingLook again. It’s just a burger. Relax. Enjoy. Appreciate every minute, because time is your most valuable asset, and by the way don’t judge people so quickly.
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579 Followers 579 FollowingHF Analyst: Special Sits & Opportunistic Credit. Cross-capital structure, public and private dislocations. Contrary to my name, I rarely employ leverage…
5 Followers 105 FollowingChange is where money is made. Inflections leave footprints under the surface across industries before they hit headlines.
Context, not predictions.
5K Followers 432 FollowingFundamental LT secular investor.CRWD/MELI/SNOW/ZS/DDOG/NU/NET/RBRK/DLO/GLBE. I invest in 20%+ growers, #1 Co in sector, pick&shovel.. 8 yr in market. 30YO
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4K Followers 73 Followingc'est la guerre. prev @citadel @schonfeld @columbia_biz /// "Man cannot remake himself without suffering, for he is both the marble and the sculptor."
14K Followers 4K FollowingHedge Fund Founder. Dad. HBS .🐊⚾️. Kings 18:27. No One is Coming. Die Empty. Viking. War Horse. Whatever it Takes. Everything is a Test.*NOT INVESTMENT ADVICE*
1K Followers 400 FollowingThe behavior of the individual matters more than the behavior of stocks. The meta‑game: the decisions behind the decisions. How do you evaluate the evaluator?
4K Followers 110 FollowingLong-time buy-side pro musing about small-cap stocks, markets, and Wall St experience from the inside. Tweets are NOT financial advice. Do your own work.
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