pollo lunes @fignewtonfan69
“welcome to the digital thunderdome” - bari weiss • just quit PE, beers, music Joined November 2019-
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Saw my MD at Equinox and he was struggling to deadlift 135
Just wait until the French give them nukes
Just wait until the French give them nukes
My thoughts on the @hedgefundmafia saga
If I was Chair of the Fed, we would have pizza parties every lunch and recess would be 15 minutes longer
Me peeking behind the Chinese wall: chat clip that. Chat is this real?
How are you a “pre revenue startup” just sell something 😂😂😂
When I say “want to get a bag?” this is what I mean
Hearing a pod blew my buddy in the back seat of his 2009 Civic
Tech bros trying to describe the touch of another human being:
Tech bros trying to describe the touch of another human being:
Blackthorne: It’s like clockwork, every goddamn quarter. Miss EPS and lower guidance and the stock dumps 18%. There’s not a single man inside that godforsaken shitco who should be running a public company Mariko: Anjin cannot understand why you were long SNAP into the print
It’s fine babe it’s a $50B company that can’t audit shit
Good news fellas - according to TikTok, gooning is actually just a symptom of ADHD and it’s totally normal
You, dumb: worried about the federal reserve Me, cool: drinking a steel reserve
Nice try officer I’ve seen the Wire this is entrapment
Quirked up white boy watches Shogun on his phone in the Heathrow Wagamama, stuns staff
🅿️ @the_P_God
16K Followers 962 Following Known Pioneer of the LBO, VP Barista @ Cap One Cafe, Forbes 30u30 Most Ran Thru Men. Lover of Shareholders. Fintwit’s Dog. Coastal Elite. In the Arena. Sox Fan.
JL @spooky_JL
8K Followers 1K Following Former GP @ Company of the West • financial engineering appreciator • pro-gas stove single issue voter
Dimes Square Holdings.. @rvc330
18K Followers 1K Following participant in the arena of ideas, 3.46 GPA, CFA level 1 (failed)
please find the revis.. @bottombucketaf
8K Followers 791 Following Just a bottom bucket associate trying to get by | RX forever in my heart | dba “some goon on Twitter debtsplaining”
Mezz @for_yield
15K Followers 1K Following Finance, real estate, random musings, and various delights. Debt guy by trade. It's subjective and not advice.
Busted_Auction @BustedAuction
9K Followers 750 Following Special Situation PE | Trying Not to Get Fired So I Don’t Have to Work in Corp Dev | UPDATE: Not Fired, Working in Corp Dev
Hunter SPX Thompson �.. @CoorsLightCEO
8K Followers 3K Following mutual fund (Northwestern) analyst , formerly sellside research— //Raytheon EMEA FP&A, Mercury Partners TMT alum, AntifaPERS (CIO)
CAGR Party 📈 @CAGR_Party
13K Followers 996 Following Former under-qualified PE associate | Readin’ CIPs and buyin’ dips | I eat synergies for breakfast
Mike Boobberg @boobbergLP
2K Followers 353 Following former bozo turned doofus - “not a fee developer”
Boutique Burnout @BoutiqueBurnout
7K Followers 593 Following Prev. TMT M&A, now a third more mysterious thing | BBM vol 16 & 17 connoisseur
scrape (some cavedwel.. @nerdcircus_
3K Followers 871 Following former IB / MF PE ,, do energy stuff now ,, i am trying to play workmanlike chess
Ryan @RyanHubbard28
1K Followers 3K Following
Jake Bayliss @NotTheFakeJakeB
14 Followers 1K Following
ben wilkinson @benwilkinson
763 Followers 374 Following I'm not a businessman, I'm a business, man. marketing | strategy | fintech | e-comm donor/wannabe owner @Utah_Football
john (not a computer) @AlignDeez
52 Followers 119 Following the brokest & most unemployed person you've ever met (mechanistic interpretability, meditation, etc)
westvillagecap @westvillagecap
362 Followers 393 Following insider trading advocate|nyc|average boarding school kid|30 handicap|shittiest skier ever|amateur horse rider|surfer|europoor & brooklyn phobic|whiteclaw #1fan
Dynamic Harmony @DynamicHarmonyA
55 Followers 231 Following LO SMID - mostly consumer & tech. Sellside survivor.
Lawanda Breashears @LawandaBre85227
56 Followers 5K Following
Elon musk @EMusk46665
139 Followers 4K Following 🚘| Tesla • CEO and product architect 🚀 | SpaceX • CEO & CTO 🚠| Hyperloop • Founder Dollars. OpenAl • Co-founder 👇| Build A 7-fig IG Business
Kira (Amy’s burner) @Klaudnin3
395 Followers 5K Following L/S TMT Investor, tweets are not investment advice
Lone Elm @loneelmcapital
2K Followers 1K Following
Lael Grotts @GrottsGro
62 Followers 5K Following
Amit Bedi @amitdillo
14 Followers 250 Following
Alexander Preston Str.. @SpecialSitsScum
13 Followers 150 Following As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be an associate at Angelo Gordon.
iamiam @averyreligious
40 Followers 500 Following
dara @darabadcalves
275 Followers 794 Following
leocanto kosta @kostacapital
303 Followers 945 Following I’m just here for the free investment research
Woodrow Oates Montagu.. @sadvalueinvestr
5K Followers 2K Following Interested in Frontier Markets | 1815 Analyst of the Year at N M Rothschild
MrBigglesworth @MrBiggl95201665
127 Followers 3K Following
zuddy @spikedmarker
42 Followers 266 Following
Ralph Flanders (decel.. @FlandersDecel
53 Followers 95 Following The free market delivers. Unserious for the sake of unseriousness.
Leonardo Bastos @profLeoBastos
1K Followers 8K Following Professor, historiador, músico, maestro, ator, poeta, apresentador, comunicador, sindicalista, comunista, cristão, canceriano, flamenguista e mangueirense.
Talmy Felipe Tracey @talmy10
83 Followers 990 Following CNPI- TI analyst Private Account Podcast @ (Gaincast) Caixa postal 1606, CEP 12230-971 Wife/Mom 𝔾𝕝𝕠𝕓𝕒𝕝🌐market 𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕗𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕒𝕝 𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣
Sidney @lilburgs123
2 Followers 102 Following
ymulb @ymulb1
10 Followers 100 Following
Maggie O'Riordan @maggio40
985 Followers 3K Following
Peter @Jolene45697641
172 Followers 3K Following
Gabriela Ubence @UbencGabrie
46 Followers 5K Following
Elon Musk @elonx_trading_
53 Followers 2K Following twitter CEO/MNG.🚀 & Space CEO & CTO. 🚘Tesla CEO & Creator.🌎Occupy MARS Multiplanetary Life • Hyperioop Founder 4 Build A7-Fig IG Business
Lilia Maria Ardila @Maria65056Maria
125 Followers 1K Following
vr00m @vrooooom314270
6 Followers 73 Following indie dev (sub-$10k MRR unemployed mom's basement dweller), messing with gpt4 wrappers, previously Tencent AI & Jane Street
comModity @iluvcommodities
158 Followers 202 Following industry professional, pioneer of cash settlement rigging, Managing Director at my college investment club, 18 years of experience
Bullpen’s Brightest.. @BobbyBullpen
6 Followers 61 Following Director of 1st Impressions at Top 25 PE Fund | Equinox VIP (2 mo. suspension) | My MD complains I add too much shareholder value
jasmine walker @JazWalk
124 Followers 1K Following
Mavis L. Wanczyk @wanczyk37403
52 Followers 1K Following I'm Mavis L. Wanczy the winner of $758.700.00M jackpot Powerball Lottery 🎰 Am grateful and willing to give out $200,000 to my first 2k followers.🤝💯
litquidity @litcapital
360K Followers 981 Following founder @ litquidity capital // meme slinger, investor, advisor // newsletter @exec_sum // scout @baincapvc
🅿️ @the_P_God
16K Followers 962 Following Known Pioneer of the LBO, VP Barista @ Cap One Cafe, Forbes 30u30 Most Ran Thru Men. Lover of Shareholders. Fintwit’s Dog. Coastal Elite. In the Arena. Sox Fan.
JL @spooky_JL
8K Followers 1K Following Former GP @ Company of the West • financial engineering appreciator • pro-gas stove single issue voter
Dimes Square Holdings.. @rvc330
18K Followers 1K Following participant in the arena of ideas, 3.46 GPA, CFA level 1 (failed)
please find the revis.. @bottombucketaf
8K Followers 791 Following Just a bottom bucket associate trying to get by | RX forever in my heart | dba “some goon on Twitter debtsplaining”
Mezz @for_yield
15K Followers 1K Following Finance, real estate, random musings, and various delights. Debt guy by trade. It's subjective and not advice.
Busted_Auction @BustedAuction
9K Followers 750 Following Special Situation PE | Trying Not to Get Fired So I Don’t Have to Work in Corp Dev | UPDATE: Not Fired, Working in Corp Dev
Hunter SPX Thompson �.. @CoorsLightCEO
8K Followers 3K Following mutual fund (Northwestern) analyst , formerly sellside research— //Raytheon EMEA FP&A, Mercury Partners TMT alum, AntifaPERS (CIO)
CAGR Party 📈 @CAGR_Party
13K Followers 996 Following Former under-qualified PE associate | Readin’ CIPs and buyin’ dips | I eat synergies for breakfast
Mike Boobberg @boobbergLP
2K Followers 353 Following former bozo turned doofus - “not a fee developer”
Shed Capital LLC @ShedCapitalLLC
366 Followers 731 Following @SiliconVlyBank Balance Sheet & Treasury team.
Cow (your mom) @im_just_a__cow
115 Followers 132 Following just a cow, in the fields, trying stuff. 🌬you can’t control the wind but you can adjust the sails ⛵️do not expect anything intelligent from me
cephalopod @macrocephalopod
45K Followers 571 Following At Octopus Capital our passion is providing best-in-class liquidity in the marketplace of ideas
Lone Elm @loneelmcapital
2K Followers 1K Following
Hunter 🌆 @rhunterh
16K Followers 2K Following Talking REITs for @armadaetfs, Listed real asset situations and other investment truths at Lewis Enterprises / @DailyGalbraith
PE Guy @PEGuy288
128 Followers 211 Following Junior PE investor; looking to connect with like minded folks
Woodrow Oates Montagu.. @sadvalueinvestr
5K Followers 2K Following Interested in Frontier Markets | 1815 Analyst of the Year at N M Rothschild
Jerry Capital @JerryCap
41K Followers 564 Following Not selling anything. Not investment advice. My personal but public journal. Arguing with you to spare my family. DMs open. DM a mutual friend to unblock.
internet pawnshop cap.. @ruralpwnshopcap
281 Followers 232 Following pioneer in earning fees on interest rate products
Twann @TwannsWorld
2K Followers 702 Following Software fanatic, poker enthusiast, chess tourist and aspiring L/S analyst
No Carry Caveman @nocarrycaveman
71 Followers 195 Following professional covenant breachooor. ding dong ditching bankers since 2021. certifiably shtoopid
💰 UCF Bagman Capit.. @Chrisbagmancap
1K Followers 3K Following John's of Bleeker 🍕 Fanatic. Most tweet about the numbers, I tweet about the quality (and UCF Athletics). Views are my own.
The Bear Cave @BearCaveEmail
19K Followers 2 Following Exposing bad companies. Turn on notifications for updates from The Bear Cave Newsletter by @StockJabber. Sign up here: https://t.co/AbpNGRrMQK
S-Curve Capital @S_curvecap
7K Followers 588 Following L/S TMT PM. Entry points matter. Path over destination.
Matt Grimm @mttgrmm
10K Followers 751 Following Co-founder @anduriltech. Prev: VC at Mithril, BD @PalantirTech. Also: husband to perfect wife; father to three human children and one fur baby.
Samswara @samswoora
11K Followers 2K Following In pursuit of boundless flow, agency & abundance. batteries, healing, water, psychedelics, writing ✍️ Husband
Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺�.. @DrewPavlou
94K Followers 4K Following Social democracy and liberalism. Anti-CCP, anti-totalitarian. “Hostile political element'' - Chinese Ministry of Foreign Affairs. “F**king idiot” - Nassim Taleb
Bucket Shop Capital @bucketshopcap
11K Followers 905 Following Private investor. Former allocator and buyside TMT analyst.
Adam McAden @adam_mcaden
114 Followers 311 Following I think up financial products for others to trade. All my views are incorrect.
Kyle Dolce @dolce_kyle
749 Followers 811 Following Chief of Staff 📡 @glasswingvc | alum @northeastern ➡️ 2+2 @harvardhbs | email guy 📧 | enjoys 🏃♂️🚴🏊♂️ing
😲 @cringeNOTbased
628 Followers 259 Following @rvc330 denier. Alec Baldwin truther. I own 62 bitcoins and 14,000 shares of $SPX. best sub 1k acct. dog poster. REtard
That Guy Capital @ThatGuyCapital
3K Followers 735 Following Corp dev bro living in San Diego. Tweet about economics, markets, real estate, investing, and living in SoCal. Good vibes are crucial.
Dan Fordyce @dan_fordyce1
723 Followers 2K Following VC/PE Fund Investor, ex-@cornell endowment, CFA. Fan of Phish/The Dead/Goose, Bernese Mtn Dogs, Baltimore. All views/etc my own
Orlando Bravo @OrlandoBravoTB
39K Followers 342 Following Co-founder of @ThomaBravo and @BravoFamilyFdn. Opinions are my own.
Glen Iris Capital @gleniriscap
391 Followers 336 Following Not much for turning, but pure hell on the straightaway.
JUNK BOND ANALYST @junkbondanalyst
6K Followers 762 Following Leveraged finance & dank memes, in a constant state of distress.
Lydia @Lydia87180185
3 Followers 119 Following
Brent Muio @brentmuio
1K Followers 516 Following Aerospace Engineer | Pension Fund Allocator | PE, RE, PC, Infra | Ex Aerospace MRO, Ex Electrical Generation Hydro, Wind, Gas, Coal
#REF! @im_REFarted
3K Followers 763 Following Ex- Associate at Bukkake Capital Management • MS Taxation Candidate • Corporate Weapon • Born to Model, Forced to #REF! • LeverUp
Lazy Lane Capital @LazyLaneCapital
246 Followers 749 Following 22-year-old college student. I like small businesses and finance.
Victoria (calcul rapi.. @52wCapital
1K Followers 903 Following family office renegade / revived buyside us equity / playing jenga at the poker table
Renny @rennyzucker
6K Followers 1K Following 26. A little long here, some short there. Head of trading, fintwit sarcasm desk.
OSINTdefender @sentdefender
1.1M Followers 798 Following Open Source Intelligence Monitor focused on Europe and Conflicts across the World. RT ≠ Endorsement. Want to Support my Work? https://t.co/PcUbewvWPr
Chris Evans Knives Ou.. @SaaSFashionista
71 Followers 228 Following Seeking Driven Technical Founder for Rule of 60 Idea
Hehehe @UhhhhhHehehe
112 Followers 67 Following
Jake Chapman 🇺🇸.. @vc
22K Followers 2K Following Working at the nexus of national security & venture capital. Father to a superhero. Lets live forever and travel the stars ✨https://t.co/NEkiT1IbJc?
Stacy Rasgon @Srasgon
9K Followers 4K Following Semiconductors, stocks, scifi, and smallfry, from a serendipitous sell-sider settled in sunny SoCal. Apparently 65 in a 45 zone. Also banana tweets.
Japanese women are literally begging to be impregnated but Japanese dudes are busy inventing and using the most complex gooning machines ever conceived
‘Japanese are going extinct’
Man sees 3 chicks walking with gym bags and a Gatorade, takes a creep shot of them and comes to Twitter to seethe. Many such sad cases.
culture converges so fast now, 80% of women in williamsburg dress exactly the same 80% of the time.
You're an Australian with a Simpsons pfp I think that's a pretty decisive victory for American culture
@AlwaysLegitWhit Lol, give me one single metric by which the USA is the 'greatest country in the world'.
This some elite hoe scaring
This is why I don’t invite niggas anywhere, why are ya playing bloody knuckles in the club lmaooo??
Next time you think about disrespecting an anon tiger cub analyst maybe you should remember what they went through to get their seat
Step 1: create a commie terrorist encampment Step 2: get your university sued into oblivion for said encampment Step 3: drain university endowments for ensuing settlements Step 4: destroy funding model for VC/PE because LPs broke Step 5: capitalism over
jarvis...... clear my schedule.
May have to crank it outside, my god
They have organized a protest to stop me from day drinking on a Monday. Bad news libtards, it’s not gonna stop me
Saying “patriots in control” as the fire truck arrives on scene to the fender bender
Imagine starting school remotely for at least 1-2 years during the pandemic and then having your graduation cancelled over protests. Brutal.
Despite Members of the School’s Faculty coming out earlier today to Block the Removal of Demonstrators by New York City Police; the Columbia University Administration is claiming to have finally begun the Mass Suspension of Students who are involved with the Pro-Hamas Encampment…
@privateinequity @litcapital If I’m working after 8pm, the meal should be covered. I’ve never heard of a fund or bank that doesn’t. $20 is not enough to have a meal delivered, esp after price inflation and all the delivery companies added service fees + increased cost of food vs ordering from restaurant.
does anyone have some of the benchmarking slides used for overtime meals in IB? I feel like @litcapital did some work around this a few years ago. My fund has a dog shit policy so I need to bring data to the table
these snakes better play it safe cuz ima #realshitter
This is what Mr. Krabs would have done at Jan. 6
30-40 hotdog vendors stormed Coachella after a fence toppled over
@outonbailll @fignewtonfan69 @beingjameson @BulldogBane Bare-bones. Would have a good market here. Would make for rough competition. Competitors no like.
@fignewtonfan69 @beingjameson @BulldogBane And a diesel by the sound of it. They would sell a million of those things here.
@fignewtonfan69 @beingjameson @BulldogBane $10k????
maybe the reason there’s no protestors on SEC campuses is bc Hamas knows they don’t stand a chance surviving the grind that is a south eastern conference football schedule
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