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Making a recording of the legal diligence call for the next time that I'm having trouble falling asleep
An InBev CEO Michel Doukeris has said drinking 3-12 beers for a living could replace labor in a post-AI world
An InBev CEO Michel Doukeris has said drinking 3-12 beers for a living could replace labor in a post-AI world
undergrad trying to network: I know that you're super busy so thanks so much for taking time of your day for this call me *chewing a snack I took 30 mins to make, lying back down on the couch to ignore my emails again*: yeag no problem its good to give back
When my VP walks up to my desk while I’m writing salacious fantasies to another finance twitter account
When my VP walks up to my desk while I’m writing salacious fantasies to another finance twitter account https://t.co/ZgMNdUtdoV
Performatively reading a discussion materials markup in the fourth wave coffee shop
Got an NDA today that started with “Ladies and Gentlemen” and honestly cbtm - more dramatic of an intro and dear sir etc, doesn’t get you that hyped to read the doc because it’s still an nda but definitely a swerve
I’m top 5 for my age group in leaving my sunglasses at the bar
An ice cold beer hits different when you have borderline heatstroke and have drank one cup of water all day
How do I make an investment banking salary but surf all year I need to know
Tweeting this after my coworker asks if I had a fun weekend
Tweeting this after my coworker asks if I had a fun weekend
Stunt driving in the special purpose vehicle
I’ve reached the stage where seniors are happy sending out the results of my models without really reviewing them at all and I will not lie it is stressful asl I miss just making wording changes sometimes
It’s so nice having an ongoing task that no one else works on, easiest excuse to get out of anything fr
Lazy AI users ruining HR peoples’ days
Lazy AI users ruining HR peoples’ days https://t.co/OP8bLFo6mB
Me and the boys were sitting around at afters naming investment banks like you do with retired athletes
Recreating the NATO phonetic alphabet but every letter is an investment bank
*consoling my friend who just got dumped* Yeah this is sort of the Deutsche Bank of situations to find yourself in dude
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