Paul B @Paulb1of1

Scientist, merchant mariner, retired underwear model. Recovering Bostonian trying to be wicked nice now that I'm a Southerer. Frequently vulgar. Joined November 2022

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Paul B @Paulb1of1

2 weeks ago

I'm claiming this on my taxes as a work-related education expense.

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Paul B @Paulb1of1

a month ago

I am very concerned, suddenly, with the impact of global warming on Central and South America.

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Paul B @Paulb1of1

2 months ago

Stepped outside for a minute. It's forever in there!

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Paul B @Paulb1of1

2 months ago

Taking a harbor launch out to my boat to go back to work. Look, nobody tell my family I'm a merchant mariner, ok? They think I play piano at a whorehouse, and I don't want them to think less of me

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Paul B @Paulb1of1

3 months ago

NY harbor is so pretty until the sun comes up. After that it looks like a rat's asshole again. I like making port in the dark. The daytime ferry traffic is like driving in Mumbai. Thunderdome rules.

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Breakfast O' Champions. Pleased to report that it was very easy to download STRANGE COMPANY 3 direct from the author to my kindle. No techno-retardery involved, and no messing with the 'zon. @RealNickCole, appreciated, boss. Keeping me sane at sea.

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Paul B @Paulb1of1

5 months ago

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Paul B @Paulb1of1

6 months ago

I goatse to wonder where they found this logo. @BigCountryExpat Apparently this is real.

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Paul B @Paulb1of1

8 months ago

'Red sky in morning, sailor take warning.' Noted.

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Paul B @Paulb1of1

8 months ago

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8 months ago

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Paul B @Paulb1of1

10 months ago

That feeling when the ride is smooth but you know there's a massive gale and heavy swells outside the shadow of the land. 'Why does this toilet have handholds?' -trainee.

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Paul B @Paulb1of1

10 months ago

The plants are silent. One watch to go. I spent the last week on a mental vacation as cook and Able Seaman on a tugboat. In truth I'm too old, but I do still have the credentials. It was fun to use them after all these years, even if everything aches.