Peep Show Script @PeepScript

I'm a bot tweeting the script of Channel 4/Netflix comedy Peep Show from start to finish. Currently on Season 2 Episode 3: Local Zero github.com/matt-daniells/… Joined May 2019

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Peep Show Script @PeepScript

3 hours ago

Mark: Oh yeah, I play. I play all right. Misspent youth. You know the score.

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4 hours ago

Jeff: So, what's with this sudden urge to join the pool league? I didn't even know you played.

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6 hours ago

[Mark is at a pool bar, playing pool with Jeff.]

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7 hours ago

Mark: I'll be as quick as I can and if you do do that thing, don't do it in here 'cause the hook's practically out of the door as it is.

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9 hours ago

Jeremy: I don't know! Fun things! Normal things! Archery, badger baiting. Whatever people do.

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10 hours ago

Mark: What sort of things?

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12 hours ago

Jeremy: I don't wanna talk! I wanna live! I wanna do things!

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13 hours ago

Mark: Oh, Jez! Don't do that! Honestly, I won't be long. Then we can have a talk about stuff.

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15 hours ago

Jeremy: Mark, you realise I'm bored. I'm dangerously bored. Today, I considered doing that thing that that MP and Michael Hutchence did. You know. [Jez mimes doing auto-asphyxiation.]

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16 hours ago

Mark: This is a special mission.

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18 hours ago

Jeremy: With Jeff?

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19 hours ago

Mark: No, I'm going out to the pub with Jeff.

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21 hours ago

Jeremy: Right. You didn't, did you? Try to have sex with a monkey?

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22 hours ago

Mark: If you can't have sex with the monkey, make friends with the organ grinder.

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24 hours ago

Jeremy: Hey. What's with all the mags?

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a day ago

Mark: (...Shit, I'm making too many notes! Just imbibe the culture. Um, yes. Civilisation is definitely doomed.)

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Mark: (...Mmm, OK, man-chat topics. Footballer Darren Anderton, figure of ridicule due to repeated injuries. Turkish shepherd, ate his own testicles. NB, ignore tragic earthquake context. Ferrari Testarossa, fast car. Obviously, no need to note that.)