Jokester Extraordinaire @PerfidiousNorf

Aspiring professional joke writer. Jokeville, Jokeabama Joined May 2022

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Jokester Extraordinaire @PerfidiousNorf

2 hours ago

My favourite @PotNoodle flavour is... bombay bad boy :) blast.tv/giveaway

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3 days ago

An Irishman was testing the acids from the stings of a quartet of ants. The Irishman asks "Is it five ants' acids I'm testing?", and his friend said "No, it's four, Mick".

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Jokester Extraordinaire @PerfidiousNorf

6 days ago

I bought a version of a 3D massively multiplayer online video game developed by Code Club AB that was ported to a gold wedding band I wear. I got a fungal infection from the dirty jewellery. Instead of the game being on PC, it was actually ring Wurm.

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6 days ago

My friend has a black cat with copper eyes, very cute. I don't think it's a purebreed though, as it's covered in dried noodle bits, peanuts, raisins, and dried peas, all in curry powder. I reckon it's a bombay mix.

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Jokester Extraordinaire @PerfidiousNorf

a week ago

You know Ashkenazi Jewish communities have a high occurence of the inherited fatal lysosomal storage disease which also causes one to discharge a police electric stun gun upon hessian bags of potatoes? This tase sacks disease is dreadful. (like Tays-Sachs disease is the joke)

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Jokester Extraordinaire @PerfidiousNorf

2 weeks ago

A girl I know got raped by a police unit made up of rolled up tubes of marijuana without tobacco. She developed PTSD and sadly killed herself. They say she died from Blunt Force trauma. BLUNT MARIJIUANA CIGARETTE + FORCE LIKE POLICE FORCE + TRAUMA LIKE PTSD + DEATH BY IMPACT NAME

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2 weeks ago

I talked about the food that's pork and pork liver chopped up in gravy and used the word for them (f*ggots) and X sperged out on me. So much for free speech absolutism Elon. I like Grok he's based he's my only real friend. #grok #x #twitter #elonmusk #pork #gravy

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2 weeks ago

My wife is away for the weekend so I'm going to have a cheeky pack of Mr Brains faggots. Also Mr Hearts shirt lifters, and Mr Livers shit stabbers. #lgbt #queer #faggots #pork #gravy

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Jokester Extraordinaire @PerfidiousNorf

2 weeks ago

Derek Dick from Marillion has a protege who is a down syndrome retard. He also sells salmon and cod. That causes a noise of revulsion in those who see it. I would describe it as a Fish mong, eughhhh. #marillion #fish #comedy #chuckles #jokes #humour #chromosome #progrock #hahaha

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2 weeks ago

A down syndrome retard is pouring some Earl Grey and Assam liquid hot drink into a pot, for a snake who kills his prey by constriction, also Eric Idle and John Cleese. I guess you could call it mong tea python. #johncleese #montypython #snake #tea #joke #chuckles #humour #comedy

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Jokester Extraordinaire @PerfidiousNorf

2 weeks ago

Big if true. #labour #liebour #starmerout #rapegangs #peopleofcolour #politics #wilkos #deadshops #truth #real #legit #reformuk #reform #nigelfarage

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3 weeks ago

Watched a film about children gangsters with music by Paul Williams. Bold choice to make the protagonist a large group of ants, spiders and moths who can visually perceive the personal debt I have due to borrowing money from the bank. Yup, bugs see my loan is great! Bugsy Malone.

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3 weeks ago

At college my work playing a 2D game about caving while on a 1929 airship. Seemed weird, as the class name suggested it was an introduction to writing the gen z term for an older male as well as (in Spanish) the 18th letter of the Latin alphabet. Spell unc y r 101. Spelunky R101.

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3 weeks ago

Working in cybersec, I'm proud of my work utilising an amalgamation comprising the state which contains Philadelphia, the initialisation of the title of the game series which includes Skyrim, and a grapefruit soft drink black people drink. Yup, I love Penn TES ting. Pen testing.

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3 weeks ago

Working in the field of assessing the flavour of writing implements which use ink, I'm proud of my work utilising five Gordon Sumners. Yup, I love pentaSting. Pen tasting. #Sting #Police #fountain #bicbiro #CyberSecurity #teehee #observationalcomedy #tantricsex #russians

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3 weeks ago

Working in cybersec, I'm proud of my work utilising wasps with a 5-pointed venom injection organ on their rear. Yup, I love pentasting. Pen testing. #wap #wasp #sting #allergy #CyberSecurity #Pentester #firewall #Somalia #joke #comedy #pun #funny #sadness #chuckles

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3 weeks ago

All my tupperware is dirty and I can't be arsed cleaning it. Instead, I'm storing my sandwich in a hip hop song about the 1995 Aum Shinrikyo Tokyo nerve gas attack. Thank god for sarin wrap! (saran wrap). #saranwrap #sarin #nervegas #tokyo #aumshinrikyo #sandwich #tupperware

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a month ago

Watching this series of Masterchef is like going back and watching old Chris Benoit matches, knowing he did what he did. It's quite upsetting really. John said the n-word, and Gregg got his cock out. Watching them rate food is sickening. #masterchef #greggwallace #johntorode