Dan Hopkins @PerlBod

Software engineer, TaiChi'er, Gamer, Chief Unfuckerizer, Destroyer of Worlds. Bristol, UK Joined March 2011

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Matt Johansen @mattjay

3 years ago

Imagine being in infosec and proudly announcing all the false positives you blocked.

TSA Northeast @TSA_Northeast

3 years ago

Imagine being in infosec and proudly announcing all the false positives you blocked.

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Sophie Vershbow @svershbow

4 years ago

Anyone who passes judgment on print vs. ebook vs. audiobook is a lazy critic. It does not matter how you consume books as long as you read them.

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Dan Hopkins @PerlBod

4 years ago

There are days when I think I'm almost getting the hang of adulting. And there are days when when I'm wiping picalilli off my glasses and wondering why everything is so complicated.

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< 750ml coffee in a morning? Bladder: we shall perform as normal > 751ml coffee in a morning? Bladder: you may as well just camp in the bathroom, we're going to be there every 15 minutes for the next 3 hours.

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Dan Hopkins @PerlBod

4 years ago

Behind the scenes mochi making carnage (pondering just moving house) @ Bristol, United Kingdom instagram.com/p/CRt4Pb1h_bj/…

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Dan Hopkins @PerlBod

4 years ago

Homemade mochi! @ Bristol, United Kingdom instagram.com/p/CRt2TSEBT-3/…

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Dan Hopkins @PerlBod

4 years ago

Frozen Peach Bellini pops are now a thing. You’re welcome @ Bristol, United Kingdom instagram.com/p/CReG-SZM03q/…

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Dan Hopkins @PerlBod

4 years ago

bbc.com/news/uk-englan… Just one more reason why so many of us are ex-customers of @LloydsBank , and current customers of @OctopusEnergy

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TetraLogical @TetraLogical

4 years ago

It's the 10th Global Accessibility Awareness Day #GAAD and from 9AM to 6PM UK time today we'll be releasing 10 short videos demonstrating quick #accessibility tests everyone can do - Watch this space for a new video every hour!

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TetraLogical @TetraLogical

4 years ago

We'll be releasing 10 short videos demonstrating quick #accessibility tests your team can use to make everything they do more accessible - in celebration of the 10th Global Accessibility Awareness Day #GAAD on Thursday 20 May.

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Dan Hopkins @PerlBod

4 years ago

Get wizardzines.com by @b0rk , I guarantee every single person on your dev team will learn at least one new thing.

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Dan Hopkins @PerlBod

5 years ago

Software Engineering in 2021: 80% doing your job, 20% trying to get the washing machine connected to the wifi, and the app.

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Dan Hopkins @PerlBod

5 years ago

Conversations with my wife: "I'm not sure where the peanut butter is, but I can smell it. I think there's definitely some in my pocket"

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Dan Hopkins @PerlBod

5 years ago

Orders that will screw up your Amazon recommendations algorithm #7: coffee beans, chicken fruit sticks, and a rubber mallet.

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Dan Hopkins @PerlBod

5 years ago

middleage - that period of life where you can apparently sprain your thumb in your sleep.

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Dan Hopkins @PerlBod

5 years ago

Blizzard: Thanks for being a customer for 30 years, continuing to support us, and giving us vast piles of your hard earned money. Also Blizzard: Help us celebrate, by giving us another 50 GBP for pointless in-game junk.

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Dan Hopkins @PerlBod

5 years ago

To every developer who's ever built a shopping cart: For the love of god, stop deciding when YOU think my session is stale and emptying my cart for me. If it's been a month, fine empty it. If it's been a couple of hours? leave it the fuck alone, it's still in progress.

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zaкovsкa @sanjazakovska

5 years ago

Devs watching QA test the product

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Dan Hopkins @PerlBod

5 years ago

Sometimes I feel like computing has evolved amazingly over the past couple of decades. And then I realise we still rely on steaming piles of dross like mailman underneath.