Dean Hamstead @PerlDean
Dean coding in Perl. Probably won't follow you. This account won't tweet or retweet politics. fb.com/groups/perlpro… Sydney, Australia Joined September 2011-
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DHH just declared Docker is annoying as a dev environment and used AAA game rendering an image in 8ms as a baseline for what's reasonable wait time for things
I started using `rebase` instead of `merge` and now I understand why people were telling me to use rebase
If you’re using kubernetes for anything other than autoscaling, you don’t need it. If you’re using it for autoscaling, you prob don’t need it either. When I ask why k8s I sometimes hear “for security” (??????????)
(dcxiv) #perl metacpan weekly report - Time::Piece & Pod::Weaver::Section::SourceGitHub : niceperl.blogspot.com/2025/08/dcxiv-…
This helps demonstrate how bad git is. Just ridiculously complicated.
GitHub feels like a product that isn't used by the people that work there. That can't POSSIBLY be true, I know. I just hit issues everyday that really make me wonder... how can this bug exist? More likely engineers aren't empowered to fix things and are bogged down by red tape.
Critical patch released sanitizing all user-supplied values before inserting into HTTP headers. CGI::Simple v1.282 metacpan.org/dist/CGI-Simple
What's preventing your code from safely hitting prod within hours? Eliminate the wasteful manual processes and automate until you can.
crazy how tech hiring is so competitive and yet the last 5 people hired on my team are almost completely useless
There is a meme that printers are difficult. I have never found them to be so. No major dramas on all major brands. Perhaps because I insist on printers with an Ethernet port - that may ensure that the standard isn't too low.
After 5+ years using what has been released in part as Sapling, now retiring to git I'm shocked how bad of a developer experience it provides. It's obvious given that most people either remember three actions, or try to improve it with aliases & scripts, or use plugins.
Why do most uninterruptible power supplies still use old, lead-acid battery tech? Nearly every battery in your house (phone, watch, even electric car) is lithium based...except UPSs. It all has to do with battery chemistry. Lead-Acid has some unique advantages:
After programming for 16 years, I noticed that Software Engineer mentality slowly shifted from “produce great code” to “tolerate shit code”
"Debian stable is now Debian 13 "trixie"!" 👉 bits.debian.org/2025/08/trixie…
Remember when IT automation was a simpler time? A time when we just wrote a Bash or Perl script and let cron jobs handle the rest. Now, we've traded that simplicity for a vast landscape of tools, and a new kind of complexity has emerged and laughs at us.
Proxmox Virtual Environment 9.0 with Debian 13 released proxmox.com/en/about/compa… A good alternative to greedy VMWare for your home lab or for business.

Paul Evans @was_cpan_pevans
793 Followers 149 Following Perl, electronics and other related geekery | he/him | @[email protected] | https://t.co/HckwJtWeFA | https://t.co/FhTXTkkHpz
metacpan @metacpan@fo... @metacpan
2K Followers 764 Following An open, next generation CPAN API and search site. Want to make your mark? Let's do this! https://t.co/Wh22jdixdb @[email protected]
Mark Gardner @markjgardner
912 Followers 3K Following I help #Perl #developers build modern, disciplined applications by writing easy-to-maintain code with confidence. https://t.co/dyeoDI21EP
Chris (usually) @perigrin
1K Followers 1K Following Directed Software for @LabPandemic. He/Him/They/Them/Nemesis. (Did Perl at @followerwonk, though the tests no longer exist) also @[email protected]
Mark 'nothing worth s... @shadowcat_mdk
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The Perl Shop @ThePerlShop
959 Followers 1K Following Predictable On-demand Perl Consulting from an experienced team of 🐪 #Perl devs #Agile (We publish Perl community news, and occasionally tweet about us.)
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Doge Father @elon__musk982
143 Followers 4K Following CEO - Space X🚀 Tesla = 🚗Founder - The Boring Company Co-Founder - Neuralink, OpenAI o
Dividendology @dividendclogy
191 Followers 5K Following Join me on my journey as I find ways to achieve financial freedom by living off of dividend income! 194k subs on YouTube and growing!
Mark Hamstead @markhamstead
35 Followers 153 Following
David Ball @ddball67
1K Followers 886 Following I live in remote outback Lajamanu. She is beautiful and the people are friendly. Avoid snakes, scorpions, cane toads, Crocs and roads that are too wet.
Papi Chulo @chulo_papi51
2K Followers 5K Following Constitution, Liberty and Freedom loving American Man! God, Family & Country
Krzysztof Flis @Pan_Cyferka
66 Followers 1K Following
Tim Copeland @conputer_tim
13 Followers 52 Following
NanoVMs @nanovms
2K Followers 7K Following NanoVMs - no users, no login, single application unikernel vms. Protecting everyones cloud. Faster than Docker, Faster than Linux.
harleypig @harleypigsty
34 Followers 183 Following No box fits me, I fit no box. If you think you've got me boxed in, you're wrong. If I think you've boxed me in, I'll go out of my way to prove you wrong.
Will Chadwick (ラヤ... @CardioLeo
382 Followers 789 Following The Idiot-not so virtuous; utterly politically homeless #Coder certifiedFreshPoS MyRedeemerLives #OrganicChurch Side-B-ish straight #vergangenheitsaufarbeitung
Paul C. @PaulChelvngm
42 Followers 1K Following Digital Marketer | Activist for Lankan Remnant Indians | Aspiring Social Entrepreneur
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337 Followers 342 Following Nephrology, Medicine Data Science, RNAseq, Bioinformatics, Amateur Programming, Math, Stats, Science. I serve as backup & list admin for @ChristosArgyrop
Joshua Day @JoshuaD18504084
1 Followers 68 Following
Railsboot @railsboot
52 Followers 4K Following
Sébastien @dorey_s
125 Followers 911 Following What else to say? Contributor to some books regarding scriptings, "...by suggesting a few useful corrections or improvements...".
BokaCSwamy(Unreserved... @sam9_y
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Rob not Bob @robert3t
557 Followers 2K Following Unverified, self isolating germaphobe. Still mad Firefly was canceled. #Slackware #Linux #Perl #camping #chess #startrek #beekeeping #bushcraft 🇺🇦
Request Tracker @TrackerRequest
1 Followers 1 Following
perlkohacon @perlkohacon
75 Followers 153 Following Perl and Koha communities connected: The space where two communities act together. Also, PerlCon/YAPC and KohaCon conferences. Track @perlkohacon anywhere.
The Perl & Raku Found... @perlfoundation
8K Followers 252 Following The Perl & Raku Foundation is dedicated to the advancement of the Perl & Raku programming languages through open discussion, collaboration, design, and code.
FreeWear.org @FreeWear
493 Followers 965 Following https://t.co/CNhGOowQ3U - For geeks, from geeks, out of geeks.
markgaab and wini @mg_wini
37 Followers 355 Following I'm the developer of MARKGAAB: A new lightweight markup language, and WINI: the markgaab supporting tool. 詳細は固定ツイートで。See fixed tweet for details.
Robert @ethicalLuck
136 Followers 1K Following Previously been possessed by a higher power. Offered the choice of two doors but I made a third. Alpha, Omega and Annum.
Steve Scaffidi @hercynium
323 Followers 2K Following Much of my time is wasted in a vain attempt to eff the ineffable. he/him mastodon: @[email protected]
Terrance DeJesus @_xDeJesus
789 Followers 1K Following ☁️ Cloud & Identity Security | Hunting threats & safeguarding the cloud | #cybersecurity #threathunting #cloudsecurity | {opinions are my own}
Bryan Vest @cbvest
279 Followers 382 Following Jumped on the Internet in 1994 and never looked back. Many years of Linux Admin | Dev | Dev Ops | Maker of Tools | Experimenter | Explainer | All The Things
Network Moose @NetworkMoose
790 Followers 812 Following Moose in a field… the field of networking! Pronouns: they/them/moose.
BarmanU Bomb @barmanu_bomb
7 Followers 125 Following 30ish Has a long to-do list. Plans to take one day at a time
Stuart Weinstein @stuarts_world_
252 Followers 1K Following Condominums 🏙 Bridge ♦️ Law ⚖️ Other Life Stuff 💁🏻♂️
Goozbach.yml @goozbach
629 Followers 2K Following Infrastructure Fan https://t.co/kCnbVSlSrn @[email protected]
Allen Lister @spills
22 Followers 161 Following
Flavio Poletti @polettix
130 Followers 347 Following Mostly on @[email protected]. Perl addicted. Cloud enthusiast. Tech curious. Wannabee runner. My tweets my opinions. Retweet are not like or endorse.
CodingBootcamps.io @code_bootcamps
155 Followers 975 Following Find the best bootcamp for you with https://t.co/AOPWkSSjYq.
Natzy @IngridLuraghi
1K Followers 2K Following Mechatronic Engineering 🎓👾 Software Developer 💻 Gamer 🎮 https://t.co/WTiED2Hsuv
xccv @Blertonsh1
33 Followers 1K Following
brian d foy @briandfoy_perl
3K Followers 1 Following I'm the author of several books on Perl. I'm working on a book about Perl's latest features. My latest book is https://t.co/t5loIP21PV
metacpan @metacpan@fo... @metacpan
2K Followers 764 Following An open, next generation CPAN API and search site. Want to make your mark? Let's do this! https://t.co/Wh22jdixdb @[email protected]
Perl Maven @PerlMaven
548 Followers 4 Following Everything you want to know about programming in #Perl
The Perl Shop @ThePerlShop
959 Followers 1K Following Predictable On-demand Perl Consulting from an experienced team of 🐪 #Perl devs #Agile (We publish Perl community news, and occasionally tweet about us.)
Mojolicious @mojolicious_org
592 Followers 9 Following Your friendly neighbourhood real-time web framework. For Node.js and Perl. @[email protected]
HardenedBSD @HardenedBSD
4K Followers 9 Following The HardenedBSD project aims to provide security enhancements and exploit mitigation technologies based on FreeBSD.
The Lunduke Journal @LundukeJournal
16K Followers 529 Following Tech Journalism with zero ads, & zero Big Tech influence. We cover the Big Tech stories that other publications are afraid to touch.
David Ball @ddball67
1K Followers 886 Following I live in remote outback Lajamanu. She is beautiful and the people are friendly. Avoid snakes, scorpions, cane toads, Crocs and roads that are too wet.
Eric S. Raymond @esrtweet
33K Followers 170 Following Yes, I *am* that ESR. Well, it's the question people usually ask. Programmer, wandering philosopher, accidental anthropologist, troublemaker for liberty.
Thunderbird: Free You... @mozthunderbird
30K Followers 298 Following FREE YOUR INBOX! Thunderbird is your all-in-one communications command center that puts YOU in control.
perlkohacon @perlkohacon
75 Followers 153 Following Perl and Koha communities connected: The space where two communities act together. Also, PerlCon/YAPC and KohaCon conferences. Track @perlkohacon anywhere.
perl news @perlnews
194 Followers 0 Following
Wazuh @wazuh
7K Followers 4 Following Unified XDR and SIEM protection for endpoints and cloud workloads. Building Free and Open Source Cybersecurity, for Everyone.
ARP Networks, Inc. @arpnetworks
2K Followers 964 Following Provider of data center services in Los Angeles and Frankfurt, Germany.
Pull Request Club @PullRequestClub
102 Followers 0 Following Code, Connect, Contribute. Run by @kyznorg Mastodon: https://t.co/INwLma7D4B
openQA @openQAhq
349 Followers 66 Following openQA is an automated test tool for operating systems. Currently used by @openSUSE and @Fedora
Enlightened Perl Org @EnlightenedPerl
128 Followers 8 Following Enlightened Perl Organisation - promoting modern, and enlightened, Perl. Visit us at http://t.co/FwgsXkSRiQ.
SF Internet Exchange @sfmix
1K Followers 71 Following 501(c)12 non-profit regional Internet Exchange for San Francisco, Silicon Valley, and beyond 🌯💻🌈🐈
OpenWISP @openWISP
984 Followers 82 Following The most widely deployed Network and Configuration Management System for OpenWrt.
PINE64 @thepine64
42K Followers 273 Following A community driven project offering Arm and RISC-V devices to FOSS enthusiasts worldwide. News Blog: https://t.co/GRYJQy7O0S Telegram News Channel: https://t.c
Applianceshop.eu @applianceshopeu
96 Followers 25 Following Open source products for your business ! Applianceshop.EU aims to bring the open source appliances to end-users and resellers.
OpenWrt Summit @OpenWrtSummit
132 Followers 45 Following OpenWrt Summit is the only annual event focusing exclusively on OpenWrt. Oct 29th & 30th 2018 (Cover picture by @wuestenigel licensed under CC)
Dada Mail @dadamail
268 Followers 98 Following Make running your business and personal mailing lists easy, fun, and inexpensive. #email #mailinglistmanager #emailmarketing #selfhosted #OpenSource #DIY #perl
Recon InfoSec @Recon_InfoSec
10K Followers 541 Following Managed Security Operations #MSO provider serving gov't, enterprise and critical infrastructure
Kohacon20 @nzkoha
278 Followers 88 Following The official twitter account for kohacon20, 19-25 October 2020, Wellington, NZ
Berlin Perl Mongers @BerlinPM
168 Followers 7 Following Berlin Perl Mongers. A bunch of nice people who like Perl programming and getting to grips with all things geek. We meet regularly for gossip and drink.
Tom Metro @t_metro
482 Followers 2K Following Founder and Chief Consultant at @ThePerlShop; Entrepreneur; 🐪 #Perl expert; Hardware hacker.
Dracula.pm @draculapm
45 Followers 162 Following Dracula.pm | By and for @clujpm & friends | Started for fun | Tweeting about #Transylvania, #Dracula, #Perl & #random stuff 🐫
Purdue Perl Mongers @PurduePM
190 Followers 125 Following Perl User Group at the Cradle of Astronauts. Alligned with @hacklafayette. Manned by @jacobydave.
Insights by Theo de R... @theosinsights
282 Followers 0 Following UNOFFICIAL ACCOUNT -- Honest insights (from fortune) by OpenBSD founder Theo de Raadt -- Bot operated by @h3artbl33d
Iperium (Formally Sim... @iperiumco
46 Followers 57 Following
Boston Perl Mongers @BostonPM
262 Followers 320 Following Boston-area chapter of Perl Mongers, the association of Perl (& Raku-lang) user groups. Monthly meetings currently virtual.
Clayton Christensen @claychristensen
156K Followers 160 Following Professor @HarvardHBS. Author of #ProsperityParadox. Cofounder @ChristensenInst @InnosightTeam & Rose Park Advisors. Member @LDSChurch. Husband & father.
FusionIAM @FusionIAMorg
79 Followers 9 Following Welcome to the FusionIAM community: federation of software to offer of a global open-source IAM solution.Swaks SMTP Test Tool @SwaksSMTP
228 Followers 2 Following This is the announcement account for the Swaks SMTP test tool. See @jetmore for a real person
Portland Perl Mongers @pdxperlmongers
37 Followers 12 Following The Portland Perl Mongers user group
OpenWest @openwest
282 Followers 11 Following Join us April 10 - 12, 2019 in Sandy, UT with 100+ sessions all about Open Source! Open to all interested in tech. Founded by @utos
London Internet Excha... @LINX_Network
8K Followers 1K Following The London Internet Exchange - A mutual membership association for operators of IP networks. Neutral interconnection, peering & public policy representation.
London Perl Workshop @LondonPerl
148 Followers 35 Following London Perl Workshop, the United Kingdom Perl Workshop [email protected]
LL::NG WebSSO @lemonldapng
361 Followers 20 Following Single Sign and Access Control free software #SSO #IAM #SAML #Security #OpenIDConnect
NetBSD Foundation @netbsd
9K Followers 74 Following We make an open source, clean, and portable operating system for all of your computing devices. also posting at: https://t.co/JAIPv5EIiG