Perry Block @PerryBlock

Humorist seen in @McSweeneys, @SlackjawHumor, more, currently doing sketch & not being seen in McSweeneys, Slackjaw, more perryblock.com Havertown PA (Philly) Joined September 2009

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Perry Block @PerryBlock

2 years ago

I am a great fan of the writings of Henry David Thoreau, but I always thought "Walden" would have been much funnier if he'd added a goofy sidekick. And now, he has! perryblock.com/2023/09/if-hen…

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Perry Block @PerryBlock

2 years ago

Here's a nice pink fireworks display for you for Barbenheimer Weekend. Good thing they chose to emphasize the Barbie side - and not the Oppenheimer one - when it came to "bombs bursting in air!"

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Perry Block @PerryBlock

2 years ago

Twitter now to be called "X?" As an EX user, can't get too EXERCISED but must EXPRESS & EXHORT: Musk's brain must be X-RAYED EXPEDITIOUSLY! It's an EXIGENCY.

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2 years ago

How do I hate cheese? Let me count the ways! If you also hate cheese - and if you do I LOVE YOU! and one day hope to marry you - you may find this of interest. thrillist.com/health/nation/…

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Perry Block @PerryBlock

2 years ago

Now I've seen everything: I've just been insulted by a parking meter!

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2 years ago

📷perry.block1 Here's the term I predict will soon become universally applied for people using the new "Threads" App: "THREADS HEADS" Remember: You heard it here first. And on Twitter yet!

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Looking forward to giving the new "Threads" app a try. I can't wait to be ignored on a new social network every bit as much as I am on Facebook, Twitter, & Instagram. Ah, it's a good life. Here's the countdown. threads.net

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Perry Block @PerryBlock

2 years ago

Ryan Seacrest has now been named to take over "Wheel of Fortune" succeeding Pat Sajak. "It will be quite a challenge stepping into Pat's shoes," said Mr. Seacrest, "which I understand are both right wingtips."nbcnews.com/pop-culture/po…

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Perry Block @PerryBlock

2 years ago

DeSantis will announce his candidacy on Twitter tomorrow in conversation with Elon Musk. DeSantis & Musk. Worst. Vaudeville. Act. Ever.

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2 years ago

Don't wanna say I'm old but as an aging Boomer I think TikTok is what I want my heart to keep doing.

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Perry Block @PerryBlock

3 years ago

I never get any response on Twitter with my humor so I thought I'd post a cute dog, my son's dog Bruno, & see if I get a response. C'mon look at those eyes! You know you love him.

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Perry Block @PerryBlock

3 years ago

I can't look at one of these without seeing a face exhibiting terror. Whenever I go to plug something in I think "OMG, a horrible monster is right behind me!" You probably haven't thought that yourself. Until now. Sorry if you can't unsee that.

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Perry Block @PerryBlock

3 years ago

This particular tweet contains the funniest joke most of you will ever read in your life! (Note: Your results may vary.)

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Perry Block @PerryBlock

3 years ago

Why are you guys all still on Twitter? Twitter was so fun in the early days when you could meet ALL kinds of folks before it became the choice method of communicating for politicians & world leaders. Now it's no fun for a shlimazel like me. I'd define schlimazel but what for?

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Perry Block @PerryBlock

3 years ago

Rupert Murdoch, 92, is all set to marry for the fifth time. Pretty soon he'll have enough wives for a minyan.

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3 years ago

Still can't believe Tucker Carlson made such a ridiculous brain-dead video. What a "tucking" asshole!

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3 years ago

This time of year I often receive the message "Best Wishes for the Holiday Season" from "Our House to Your House." Really? Has anyone ever seen this transfer of "Best Wishes" from one house to another? I never receive any "Best Wishes" from my own house and I'm right here!