Perry ~PROcrastination~ Sanders @PerryProSanders

I should probably think of something clever to write here.... but Friends is on TV... sooo it can wait I don't even know Joined December 2018

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Perry ~PROcrastination~ Sanders @PerryProSanders

5 years ago

Remus: *pulls out gun* Roman: Hey, we said no guns Remus: did we? I thought we said no gum Roman: But you're also chewing gum Remus: *blows bubble* I'm a wildcard

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Perry ~PROcrastination~ Sanders @PerryProSanders

5 years ago

Pat flirting: I'm enjoying getting to know you and I don't want it to stop Ro flirting: I'm trying so hard not to kiss you right now Lo flirting: did you know, according to NASA, 1993's Jurassic Park is the 7th most scientifically accurate film ever made?

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Perry ~PROcrastination~ Sanders @PerryProSanders

6 years ago

You ever procrastinate so hard that you start being interested in your belly button and then, instead of making that one phone call, you tweet about it?

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Perry ~PROcrastination~ Sanders @PerryProSanders

6 years ago

Roman: Do you ever get that feeling when you look at someone and your heart skips a beat? Logan: that's called arrhythmia Roman: I get that feeling every time I see yo- Logan: Humans can die from it Roman: I know you're smart but can you shut up for ONE second!

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Perry ~PROcrastination~ Sanders @PerryProSanders

6 years ago

LET'S DO THIS MY DUDES! #whamageddon

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Perry ~PROcrastination~ Sanders @PerryProSanders

6 years ago

*sings* Well, what can I say except, you're welcome!

Thomas Sanders @ThomasSanders

6 years ago

*sings* Well, what can I say except, you're welcome!

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Perry ~PROcrastination~ Sanders @PerryProSanders

6 years ago

Flight attendant: before landing make sure all small things are secure Roman: hey Virgil, are you good? Virgil: fuck you

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Perry ~PROcrastination~ Sanders @PerryProSanders

6 years ago

Idk guys... it doesn't sound very chill...

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🫧🐤Thomas Sanders Sides Incorrect Quotes🐤🫧 @claudiialykke2

6 years ago

Roman: *sends a selfie with rows of empty seats in the background* Roman, texting: Look at all these people wanting to date you. Virgil: Roman, you're in the picture. Roman: Did I fucking stutter?

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Perry ~PROcrastination~ Sanders @PerryProSanders

6 years ago

*V sneaks into the house at night* L: *turns around in chair* Where have you been young man? V: *nervous* I was with Ro... R: *swivels around in 2nd chair dramatically* Try again V: okay I have an explenation- P: *spins in 3rd chair* Lo... LO! This chair won't stop spinning!

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remi🍂 @anxiousssaddict

6 years ago

hehehehehhhh more meemeeeesss!!

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🫧🐤Thomas Sanders Sides Incorrect Quotes🐤🫧 @claudiialykke2

6 years ago

Virgil: "Are you okay" by normal people standards? No. By my standards? Do you see me crying? No? Then, yeah, I'm good.

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Perry ~PROcrastination~ Sanders @PerryProSanders

6 years ago

Aww! That's a shame! Well, can't change it anymore now, let's watch some Disney and eat some snacks

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Perry ~PROcrastination~ Sanders @PerryProSanders

6 years ago

*the sides are watching Spider-Man* Virgil: How does Spider-Man always think of the witty comebacks? Logan: Because with great power comes great response ability Patton: *gasps* Logan: FALSEHOOD!

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Perry ~PROcrastination~ Sanders @PerryProSanders

6 years ago

Roman: If I die under non-suspicious circumstances you get all my boots and shoes. Virgil: why are you specifying non-suspicious? Roman: because I know how much you love those platform boots I have. And I wouldn't put it past you to murder me for them.

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Perry ~PROcrastination~ Sanders @PerryProSanders

6 years ago

"I am going to improve your life! Even if I have to take over the entire human race to do it!" Can I have a friend that's so invested in my life as Jeremy's Squip is?? But one that isn't as controlling, cuz that's not chill dude #BeMoreChill #spuib

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Perry ~PROcrastination~ Sanders @PerryProSanders

6 years ago

(The wifi is down) Roman: haha I have data bitches Patton: we can play board games! Deceit: What's we fie? Logan: *scoffs* millennials... *secretly using data* Virgil: guess I'll die Remus: *climbs onto the roof, shaking the antenna like a fool*

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🫧🐤Thomas Sanders Sides Incorrect Quotes🐤🫧 @claudiialykke2

6 years ago

Logan: Why would you think any of this is a good idea?! Remus: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence. Logan: ... Oh. Remus: I don't understand how you keep forgetting that.