Petey Protip @PeteyProtip
Damn good advice. Joined September 2013-
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Protip: Fancy ice cream is fancier that regular ice cream. It's made with giant squid milk.
Protip: When the doctor says to turn your head and cough, just look straight ahead and cough. It fucks up their whole day.
Protip: You won't get into college if you only go to Sunday school.
Protip: Don't ask your dog if the want to tweet. They'll just think you're saying treat and then, by law, you have to give them one.
Protip: Glasses work on magic. Treat them with respect.
PRO TIP dont go clothes shopping w uR MOM even tho she will pay for the shit
Protip: if you don't post on facebook about your dead relative, it means you didn't love them. #themoreyouknow
Protip: Don't fall in love with the deceptively charming men from @DuckDynastyAE. They are replicants sent to kill us all.
Pro tip: 90% of the time, chicks are just being friendly.
#ProTip Ladies, if you have grey hair you are too old to wear leggings as pants
Protip: Don’t throw late across the middle. Unless you have a frog in your pocket. Then it’s cool.
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