shazwa @PhysicsIsABitch
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"How did you get that to stick there?" -points to carboard on wall- "I licked it" "Oh god, you are so freaking gross!!!"
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"Why on earth would you want a dying hobbit?" "Because she's saving him- LOOK SHES RAPING HIM!"
"It looks like he's just been puked on by a giant penis"
"Thats not a butterfly, it has ears" -laughs- "Its funny coz it's true"
-looks at ringwraithes- "I wonder what they do when their not working?"
"What, so he asked the hairy vagina where Gandalfs hat is?"
"They will never stop Hunting you" "Coz they like little hobbits"
"When he slipped it on his finger, Sauron's hole appeared?"
"I wonder if it's the horse or the ringwraithe screaming? It'd be funny if it was the horse, going 'reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee'"
"Look at him, he's jizzing! He saw a load of centipedes and started jizzing! Then he went to finger Sauron!"
"You just missed it, he put his hand on this ball thing and saw a flash of the eye and it went gaahhhhrrrrrr"
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