Fisher Pie Critique @Pie_Critique
America's most opinionated family takes Thanksgiving pies. Joined November 2015-
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1st place, average score 7.37: pecan pie with chocolate, baked by Jody (pie 5) 2nd place, average score 6.57: gluten-free apple pie, baked by Yael (pie 2)
3rd place, averge score 6.05: @BreadsBakery pumpkin (pie 3) 4th place, average score 5.79: Riviera Bakery in Ardsley, NY, apple pie (pie 6) 5th place, average score of 4.89: Riviera Bakery pecan pie (pie 1)
While we’re tallying the scores, here’s one of the spittoons.
"Well, the apples were nice." "There was nothing nice. The apples tasted like soap."
"My slice has straws in it." "What?" "Straws--like, you know, hay." "Are you serious? Straw." "If there's more than one, it's not straws?" This is abuse. 2.5
First review: 7.7. "What?" "This is Minnesota nice!"
"OH MY GOD!" "What? You cut yourself again?" "No--I--" Everyone tastes pie: "OH MY GOD!" "What IS that?"
"For some reason, when I took a bite of the crust, I immediately pictured myself in a car dealership." 1.7
"This pie is the essence of mediocrity. If it had come earlier in the evening, I might actually have eaten some of it." 3.9
We're seriously slowing down on pie 8. One year we had 14. Are we just weak?
Oops spoke too soon
"Oh, there's more pie?" (Grandma, with a look of utter horror.)
"I used to think I couldn't tell the difference between pumpkin pie and sweet potato pie, but, unless I'm about to be made a fool, this is a very good sweet potato pie." (Everyone else has referred to pumpkin pie. But now they think maybe it was sweet potato.)
"Has my tongue gone numb or is this the most tolerable pumpkin pie we've had?" 7
"It tastes like something that props would have baked for a dinner scene in a 1960s period piece." 5
"After all these years, we have our first AI-designed and -produced pie. The pie, intent on towering over all competitors, and failing, as all machines must." 3.7
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We’re done with the Printer Toss, a bourbon tasting, and dinner…so the Pie Critique is starting soon! This year we have nine pies and ten people.
@Pie_Critique Happy Thanksgiving from all of us! We eagerly await this year’s play-by-play.
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