PippetsStick (Satire) @PippetsWoodToy
A lonely chunk off wood adrift off Amity. So cold so alone .... #gotwood I mute cucks. Amitywood.com Floating around Amity Joined July 2017-
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Where are the feminists? Where are the protests???
Where are the feminists? Where are the protests???
This happened to me when I was six at a Cubs v. Cardinals game, and I’ve been traumatized ever since Everyone just told me to stop crying and that “life isn’t fair” 😭
fallriverreporter.com/massachusetts-… CCC gets an audit but not the legislature?
50th anniversary of the greatest movie ever made
Shut up and take my money! #spaceballs2
The cool thing about that is my father. My brother was the one kidnapped, but my father used to work for the same TV station. He was cameraman so he knew when the camera came on he followed the light from the camera so he just followed the light that’s when he knew when to turn…
Are you a gay retard?
No one in MA should be required to pay state taxes until the voter mandated audit is complete. Where are the attorneys?
Republican attorney, Army Veteran and small business owner, Sholdon Daniels launches run for Congress to unseat Jasmine Crockett.
Dems kneeled for 8 minutes and 46 seconds for a drug-infused violent criminal. Laken Riley fought for her life for 18 excruciating minutes before it was taken by an illegal gang member — yet they couldn’t even *stand* to honor her family. Really process that.
Dems kneeled for 8 minutes and 46 seconds for a drug-infused violent criminal. Laken Riley fought for her life for 18 excruciating minutes before it was taken by an illegal gang member — yet they couldn’t even *stand* to honor her family. Really process that.
Back in 2009 a Republican yelled "you lie" during Obama's SOTU - look at how appalled the Democrats were. The media tried to end his career for this. Now they're praising the liberal members doing far worse to Trump.
If it wasn't for pirn bots I wouldn't get any likes
Dear @RealTomHoman @ICEgov @BPUnion, on behalf of Massachusetts citizens fighting the Dem supermajority uniparty in Massachusetts to keep our communities safe and to defund the @MassGovernor state funded emergency shelters and programs for illegal alien criminals, we cannot wait…
Dear @RealTomHoman @ICEgov @BPUnion, on behalf of Massachusetts citizens fighting the Dem supermajority uniparty in Massachusetts to keep our communities safe and to defund the @MassGovernor state funded emergency shelters and programs for illegal alien criminals, we cannot wait…
So far the Superbowl isn't diverse enough
I hereby renounce the Democratic Party

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