Pitching2Asylum @Pitching2Asylum

Award-winning screenwriter. Pitching a movie idea to the Asylum every day for a year until they hire me to write a script. Joined January 2022

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John Squires 🎃 @FreddyInSpace

2 weeks ago

GIVEAWAY - A limited number of THE TOXIC AVENGER foam fists were made for Comic-Con this summer, and with the movie finally releasing in theaters TONIGHT, I'm looking for a new home for one. All you need to do is RT this tweet. US only. Will select a winner next week!

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The Church Of Satan @ChurchofSatan

2 years ago

Imagine being too scared to type “fuck” or “pussy”

Jon @realjontrade

2 years ago

Imagine being too scared to type “fuck” or “pussy”

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aquila 🦋☁️ @belllmonts

3 years ago

normalizing body horror is not enough it needs to be eroticized

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lesbian john cassavetes @sisyphiend

3 years ago

my criterion blu ray of the piano teacher falling off my shelf and the case chipping at the bottom

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Pitching2Asylum @Pitching2Asylum

3 years ago

Twitter II: The Eloning - In this dystopian thriller, a rich moron takes over a social platform. As he holds users hostage for $8, seeds of chaos and disinformation grow until humanity devolves into digital tribes, constantly at war. @theasylumcc #pitching2asylum @elonmusk

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3 years ago

Satanic Swinger Orgy: A suburban mom becomes the next milf for the devil after she gets pregnant at a sexy swinger orgy for Satan. This baby shower will rain blood. @theasylumcc #PitchToAsylum

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Pitching2Asylum @Pitching2Asylum

3 years ago

Man Cave - Andy Mitchell was just a regular suburban dad until a chemical leak from his man cave’s margarita mixer made him devolve into a violent caveman. Now he’s a menace to the suburbs that must be destroyed! @theasylumcc #PitchToAsylum

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3 years ago

TermiGator: A robotic alligator must return from the future to destroy a… laptop or something. @theasylumcc #PitchToAsylum

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3 years ago

Huge Hefner - Hugh Hefner’s back from the dead in the form a massive, mechanized zombie. Now he's destroying cities and publishing nudes without consent. Time to kill him! @theasylumcc #PitchToAsylum

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3 years ago

Landlord Killer - After Joey Spiccoli sees his beloved grandmother get eaten alive by cockroaches in the tenement apartment they share for 6k a month, he decides to take back his community… by slaughtering every landlord he can find. @theasylumcc #PitchToAsylum

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3 years ago

Stake Out - Two disgruntled detectives are in for a night of terror after the mafiosos they’re monitoring turn out to be vampires. @theasylumcc #PitchToAsylum

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3 years ago

Swum - In this thrilling sequel to Swim, a drug dealer’s shark aquarium floods his LA mansion. Now a group of gangsters must survive the night against hungry, hungry hammerheads. @theasylumcc #PitchToAsylum

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The Asylum @theasylumcc

3 years ago

Our VFX team deserves ALL 👏🏼 THE 👏🏼 HYPE 👏🏼 Retweet so they feel the love!!!

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Pitching2Asylum @Pitching2Asylum

3 years ago

3 Buskerteers - Three buskers must battle in the underground of LA against the corporate music overlords who control Hollywood. Good thing their guitars shoot frickin’ lasers! @theasylumcc #PitchToAsylum

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3 years ago

Kung Fu County - There’s action in the heartland! When a group of Chinese immigrants living in rural Iowa are attacked by a racist militia, they must use their martial arts skills to take them down. @theasylumcc #PitchToAsylum

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3 years ago

Mannequin Dating App - All Doug Ferguson ever wanted was to have no strings attached sex with the hottest mannequins in Toronto. All he got was super sexy cyborg women who wanted to steal his seed for the government. @theasylumcc #PitchToAsylum

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3 years ago

Blood Bath: A plumber starts rigging bathrooms to murder their occupants in an act of vengeance on the town who gave him swirlies as a child. @theasylumcc #PitchToAsylum

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The Asylum @theasylumcc

3 years ago

An actual review of #Swim (streaming now) “This movie is an insult to humans. We're better than this. The directors should have asked for help. I think an actual shark could've made a better moive.” We love our fans! 😍🦈 #moive

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Pitching2Asylum @Pitching2Asylum

3 years ago

PooAnon: The Pee Pee Tapes - In this erotic thriller, a secret government program threatens to destroy America with deep state piss fetish videos. @theasylumcc #PitchToAsylum

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3 years ago

California Creamin’ - A scrappy (and sexy) group of ice cream employees on the Santa Monica Pier must fight to stay afloat when a hot new vegan yogurt conglomerate threatens their business. @theasylumcc #PitchToAsylum