DP @PlarthVader

Warning: Immature content. Viewer discretion is advised. Joined August 2011

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Buffalo Wild Wings @BWWings

5 years ago

Everyone who retweets this gets free wings if the game goes to overtime.

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Detroit is dealing QB Matthew Stafford to the Los Angeles Rams in exchange for two future first-round picks, a third-round pick and QB Jared Goff, per sources. Two former No. 1 overall picks trading places in the first blockbuster NFL trade of 2021.

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DP @PlarthVader

5 years ago

With everything going on right now don’t forget that pharmaceutical (and insurance) companies are actually the scum of the earth. Inhumane.

shoe @shoe0nhead

5 years ago

With everything going on right now don’t forget that pharmaceutical (and insurance) companies are actually the scum of the earth. Inhumane.

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DP @PlarthVader

5 years ago

When charitable teenagers are a more reliable form of health insurance than... actual health insurance ❤️

CBS News @CBSNews

7 years ago

When charitable teenagers are a more reliable form of health insurance than... actual health insurance ❤️

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5 years ago

The tweet of 2020

Joel D. Anderson 🆓 @byjoelanderson

5 years ago

The tweet of 2020

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence

5 years ago

Wow, weird how the same people who said they wanted "peaceful protests" are now Very Upset at NBA players for protesting in literally the most peaceful way possible

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DP @PlarthVader

5 years ago

Idk much about cool insults but if we’re calling people “straight goofies” now I’m here for it

Braelen Oliver〽️ @_Spooky14_

5 years ago

Idk much about cool insults but if we’re calling people “straight goofies” now I’m here for it

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5 years ago

Josh Marshall @joshtpm

5 years ago

https://t.co/fnosNe2v3H

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DP @PlarthVader

5 years ago

Remember this when cases and deaths drastically decrease over the next few weeks... coincidentally, of course.

Nick Kapur @nick_kapur

5 years ago

Remember this when cases and deaths drastically decrease over the next few weeks... coincidentally, of course.

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DP @PlarthVader

5 years ago

How many Onion article headlines are we going to have to live through in real life this year?

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

5 years ago

How many Onion article headlines are we going to have to live through in real life this year?

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Dave Vescio @DaveVescio

5 years ago

BREAKING NEWS: Mentally ill man, 28, spent FIVE MONTHS in prison for 'assaulting' two cops before bodycam footage revealed a group of officers beat, tased and taunted him after arresting him for NO reason. He was released after judge saw video and granted him a personal bond.

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Ron @xwhcsja

5 years ago

Every now and then I’ll have a good chuckle that you can file your taxes online but can’t vote outside of a paper ballot inside a church in one of 10 areas in a city of hundreds of thousands

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DP @PlarthVader

5 years ago

State troopers slash tires of random parked vehicles out of fear that they might end up being driven recklessly. You’re telling me this was not published by the onion?