Pretzels Poffenberger @Poffenberger3B
Official Twitter of the Fake Colorado Rockies 3B/SS 🥨🥨🥨🥨🥨🥨 reddit.com/r/FakeColorado… Denver, CO Joined November 2017-
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Back in the field 🥨🥨🥨
...which means I will be even more inactive and off the grid than I have been. I fully trust in Jack Alpha and thing he will do an amazing job as a GM. I look forward to being a player for this great organization.
OOC: I frankly have not had as much time as I thought I would when I committed to the GM role and I think someone else would benefit the MLR and this club much more than me remaining as the GM. My summer job unfortunately takes me into an area where I have little cell coverage...
Effective immediately I will become a player for the @MLR_Rockies as a third basemen.
I will indeed be stepping down from the role of the @MLR_Rockies GM. It has been an honor to lead this team and watch them grow, but my time has come. I think @AlphaJack26 will be a very worthy successor and lead the Rockies to greatness...
We are still looking for a Rockies reporter! Let me know if you're interested! Send applications to: 69 Rocky Rd Denver, CO 6969
mfw the wifi in this house is 💩
Despite the rumors, I am NOT out as the Colorado GM. I have just been dealing with family matters!
us rn 🏔 👞🐍
Great to see number 1 overall pick @GarrettEvans27 mowing them down!!
The Rockies offense is hot! Let's keep it going!
🚨🚨 NEW OPENING DAY LINEUP ALERT 🚨🚨 Now with 100% more DH!!!
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 (Colorado did it first)
Tomorrow's lineup for opening day vs @DBacks_MLR!
The Rockies are looking to hire a beat writer! DM me if interested!!
Lineup for today’s Spring Training game vs the Giants (sorry we couldn’t get a graphic ready) Rusty Kuntz - SS Jack Alpha - 3B Jumbo Dick - 1B Haywood Jablome - RF Jesse Kilgannon - CF Ronnie Voss - C Ralph Smith - 2B Chad Baret - LF Garrett Evans - SP
Rockies sign pitcher Hank Murphy to their second rotation slot
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Can’t wait to shotgun a few coors with Poff now that he’s suitin up with us. I mean we still would’ve shotgun a few brewskis together regardless, but it’s just a little better now
Also I’ll miss taking the field alongside my boy Jack. Love that dude, but if he thinks I’m gonna listen to him barking orders at me he’s got another thing coming to him. I still have the ASG break video Jack...
tfw you hear @PoffenbergerGM isn't going anywhere
🚨🚨 NEW OPENING DAY LINEUP ALERT 🚨🚨 Now with 100% more DH!!!
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 (Colorado did it first)
Tomorrow's lineup for opening day vs @DBacks_MLR!
Lineup for today’s Spring Training game vs the Giants (sorry we couldn’t get a graphic ready) Rusty Kuntz - SS Jack Alpha - 3B Jumbo Dick - 1B Haywood Jablome - RF Jesse Kilgannon - CF Ronnie Voss - C Ralph Smith - 2B Chad Baret - LF Garrett Evans - SP
Round two of the MLR Draft was today! The following were our picks, in no particular order: Ralph Smith, 2B Boof Veiz, SS Chad Baret, LF Haywood Jablome, RF Jesse Kilgannon, CF
Doing some late night scouting to round out the @MLR_Rockies inaugural roster. If you've gone undrafted so far and are looking for a shot to prove yourself, please reach out.
🚨🚨PICK ALERT🚨🚨 Welcome to @GarrettEvans27, our first overall pick!
We are honored to reveal our UK alternate logo, developed in conjunction with the Tottenham Hotspur FC! #GetJayedOverseas
Rockies GM Poffenberger: "I really like who we've got slated as our 1st pick. We gave up a lot to get him, but we're very very confident in his abilities. We think he has amazing potential."
Reasons why we're the best: Dank memes New uniform swag The first expansion team We appear first on @RyoKanemaru's Opening Day schedule leak We have the first overall pick taco's coors Our GM has the best name, 🥨
You guys know where we'll be playing our first game??
🚨🚨TRADE ALERT🚨🚨 Rockies send their 6th and 8th round picks to the Giants for their 2nd 4th and 7th round picks.
Clarification: That is their 4th and 7th round picks, the 2nd round pick of the Giants is not part of the deal. The Rockies were given the 2nd pick of the Giants in each round.
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