Poker Roasters @PokerRoasters
Roasting felt jockeys. Satire/parody/jokes/not financial advice. Joined June 2022-
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Dave Portnoy is playing in a Barstool poker tournament, marking the first poker player with more ridiculous food opinions than Allen Kessler.
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Taylor Swift said yes to Travis Kelce. I haven't seen a blonde icon at the top of her field settle for a washed up tight end since Kristen Foxen.
After winning $15 million some are calling Jungleman the heads-up King, while many others are claiming that the Emperor has no clothes.
When asked if he would pay for Reveal Hands on ClubWPT Gold Shaun Deeb responded "you had me at veal."
Dnegs is right. The only "Action Clock" in poker should be the LED display tallying the total days of Landon Tice's virginity.
WNBA fans should stop tossing sex toys onto the court. The only phallic item that should be thrown during the middle of a game is Daniel Negreanu's selfie stick.
According to Bencb it is good that Jonathan Tamayo played the main in soiled drawers because changing diapers is a woman's job.
Doug Polk sold Upswing Poker in order to farmers branch out into new endeavors. Doug started Upswing at the bottom and is getting out at the tank top. Doug really puts the Up in Uppity. Doug called the sale an agonizing decision, or as Christoph Vogelsang calls it, a decision.
When asked if he approved of the "Free Gilbert" chants erupting outside the L.A. District Courthouse Allen Kessler responded "you had me at free."
Gilbert Arenas was arrested for hosting poker games in Los Angeles. Arenas is charged with one count of illegal gambling and multiple counts of stealing the ideas of Jack Effel.
Matt Blagg is feuding with Darren Rabinowitz? Usually when a poker player is concerned about Rabbi it's Dan Bilzerian.
Many are accusing Shaun Deeb of abusing the points system. And that's just his Weight Watchers personalized SmartPoints allowance.
Many do not like the POY calculation method. According to Phil Hellmuth this is the most outrageous formula since Formula 1 paving.
America cares more about a CEO cheating than America's card room does about GTO cheating.
When asked if Shaun Deeb has an enormous asterisk next to his POY award in light of The Grinder's summer Allen Kessler responded "you had me at enormous ass."
Many had their most profitable wsop ever. And that's just the thousands saved on door tickets to Big Huni's cancelled July 4th bash.
This account's current Do Not Roast list: 1) Kevmath 2) Remko Rinkema III) Bobby Schmidt 4) Golfer Josh Arieh 5) Ty Dobbertin
Michael Mizrachi was granted exemption into the poker hall of fame. The voters plan to balance things out next year by issuing two denials to Matt Savage.
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