The Space Clown (Captain Torres) @PolarisSpaceCEO
I stole S20 and am going to land it on your house Professional Methane Chugger And y’all know the rest Bum Bum Island, Australia Joined December 2021-
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I fucking knew it. Tomorrow we riot
Hey @YouTube, go fuck yourself. My cat just died because of an unskippable minute long ad on a tutorial of how to perform CPR on a cat. Go eat a bag of dicks and hopefully you’ll choke on them
Just met @FilipThePrince
If all Mormon women were combined into one, @MegMorleyWalter has to be it
If all Mormon women were combined into one, @MegMorleyWalter has to be it
Knocks over trash can Runs around spreading the garbage all over the yard Refuses to elaborate Leaves
Knocks over trash can Runs around spreading the garbage all over the yard Refuses to elaborate Leaves
All houses must have a Starbucks built into them. If the house is an apartment, a Kuerig with a supply of 75 or more Starbucks flavored K-cups is an acceptable alternative.
All houses must have a Starbucks built into them. If the house is an apartment, a Kuerig with a supply of 75 or more Starbucks flavored K-cups is an acceptable alternative.
Cool Ranch Doritos suck, and are now illegal. If you try to eat one, you will immediately explode.
Cool Ranch Doritos suck, and are now illegal. If you try to eat one, you will immediately explode.
The President now has a switch that can spontaneously explode a random soccer ball on the US
The President now has a switch that can spontaneously explode a random soccer ball on the US
Houses will get moved around via an underground tunnel system while everyone is at work, so you come home to a cool new house
Houses will get moved around via an underground tunnel system while everyone is at work, so you come home to a cool new house
First things first, houses are too boring. Houses can no longer be painted Black or white. They must be a fun color like red, blue, or pink for example
First things first, houses are too boring. Houses can no longer be painted Black or white. They must be a fun color like red, blue, or pink for example
Shit I’ll do when I become POTUS
I can’t see the difference!
I can’t see the difference!
As if shit in Spaceflight wasn’t depressing enough already…
Putting together a thread of the best Trump conviction tweets
DID ANNIE POTS MENTION FAM DURING THE FINALE INTERVIEW????
Prisoner exchanges are like fuckin NHL trades bro, we need to start doing a god damn entry draft for this shit so we can trade draft picks too.
The fate all stars fans deserve
“Simply because they are the majority” Wow it’s almost as if they won fair and square, and the UK is tired of racist assholes like you running the country and taxing the shit out of everyone while you party during Covid lockdowns
“Simply because they are the majority” Wow it’s almost as if they won fair and square, and the UK is tired of racist assholes like you running the country and taxing the shit out of everyone while you party during Covid lockdowns
You haven’t lived until you have driven through downtown Titusville at 4AM with your mom on the way to the Max Brewer Bridge to watch a rocket launch while listening to a playlist of: David Bowie/Elton John/Everyday Astronaut
Anyone notice X has gotten extremely pro Russian lately? Community notes have been taken down on posts by the Russian embassy, comments about what is actually happening are being hidden. Yall can find me on threads or something because this platform has gone to complete shit
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