Poppy @PoppyUnhinged

The benefit of my new birth control is the amount my tits have grown holy shit I need to go bra shopping

It's Domestic Violence Awareness Month

Poppy @PoppyUnhinged

2 years ago

It's Domestic Violence Awareness Month https://t.co/9DteQ9Z4ej

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The temptation to get a pedicure and put myself on feetfinder to make easy money is so real rn

A bitch is back 😌

I'm sorry, what the fuck did I just read??

How NOT to win a girl back after she breaks things off and blocks you on everything bc you wouldn't stop blowing up her phone and she asks you to please stop

Is it sinful to look hot on Easter?

Maybe it's just me, but sending stuff on text and Instagram, and then leaving Easter eggs to find on insta stories, and then when you get blocked EMAILING someone... is NOT how you give them space... but that's just me.

My problem is that guys get into me in the talking stage, and then they get TOO into me, and then I get the ick.

If you can make me laugh so much my cheeks are sore there's a good chance you'll get laid. I don't make the rules here.

I end things with a man and yet he's still sending me morning coffee money??? Make it make sense.

Broke up with my situationship and now I'm gonna get wine drunk

The temptation to send this to my most recent ex

This man has given me more flowers in a 3mo span than my 7 and 3 year relationships ever have in the entire span of those relationships

All I'm saying is that a man that enjoys foreplay and knows how to take care of you is top tier

I've had 3 different men from my past slide into my DMs today and I just wanna know what the fuck

My baby fever is really bad and it's basically up to me to have the first girl in the family bc my brother and SIL are expecting another boy which now makes 5 boys in the fam, so now I'm researching how to better encourage conceiving a girl even though I'm far from getting preggo

I truly understand the distaste in men and being mad at their population when they do you dirty, been there, done that, but don't fucking project that on people who are happy with their partners. You just look like a bitter bitch. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.