power lord @PowerLord
i am made of meat * Joined March 2014-
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Archaeologists are so selfish digging it all up. High time they started burying shit for future generations to find.
just going to phone an iguana to see if they even know how to answer the phone
Here's my poem. Liver leech, Sleech. Fuck the beach. That was my poem. #Haiku
my secret plan to photocopy the sun has hit a few snags lately
Observe, the watch-less smart wrist. Ta-da!! What day is it? ... *today* What time is it? ... *now* Is my heart beating? ... *yes*
*claps hands* WOOYEAH! CAN I GET A WITNESS? ...no seriously, i've just been stabbed CAN I GET AN AMEN? [crickets] ... think i'm dying...
one day you'll be dead, your friends, family- dead, everyone, the world- dead, the universe dying.. *Oh sorry, just 'thinking out loud' haha
[infomercial] THE INFINITY BLENDER! IT BLENDS THINGS FOREVER! PUT YOUR FACE IN IT TO MAKE IT STOP! *Guy with indestructible face: hm, clever
if you want to troll me you got to do some old school trolling. you got to sit under a bridge and harass passers-by. then i'll be annoyed
lightning is like god's way of saying hey look here's some lightning
if you're too frightened to Hello a non-Walter, don't panic, i'm working on a software program called Walter Simulator
if you don't know someone called Walter find out what it's like by saying Hello Walter to someone (anyone)
remember today you can fart on a black cat for extra luck power

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