P.P.P.cpfc @PowysPredictor

Powys's Premier Palace Predictor, predicting poetic performances and pre-match punditry with a few limericks chucked in! Wales Joined October 2014

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Sussex Police @sussex_police

2 years ago

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P.P.P.cpfc @PowysPredictor

3 years ago

PPP predicts the mighty Palace will finish 7th this season. What are your predictions for the upcoming season and how positive are you feeling under big P? #cpfc #patricvieira #premiership

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P.P.P.cpfc @PowysPredictor

4 years ago

Roy HAS to go. #CPFC

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P.P.P.cpfc @PowysPredictor

4 years ago

Palace under Hodgson have conceded an average of 1.7 goals per game. Must be on Barcelona's short list??? What a dreadful set of stats. He should be ashamed. No wonder we get so worked up about him!! #cpfc

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P.P.P.cpfc @PowysPredictor

4 years ago

What a CV Hodgson will take with him this season!! Of 33 games, won 10 (30%) Has secured 8 draws, lost 15 (45%) Scored just 34 goals. (only 5 teams worse) Had 56 goals scored against us (only 4 teams worse) Have failed to score in 39% of matches, kept just 21% clean sheets. #cpfc

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Steve Parish @CEO4TAG

5 years ago

Since you won’t leave it alone nor will I .. How do you know what I’m ‘prepared to pay!’ Or indeed if I’m prepared to pay anything? I can assure you numbers have never been discussed with me so who tells you this stuff and for what reason 🤔 And why is it ok to just write it?

Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews

5 years ago

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P.P.P.cpfc @PowysPredictor

5 years ago

Core of players too old Some not good enough for PL No passion Lack leadership on & off field Poor/same old tactics from Hodgson Manager, lost the players Poor poor transfer dealings Question training techniques - injury prone Chairman needs to smell the coffee #cpfc

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P.P.P.cpfc @PowysPredictor

5 years ago

Abject Bad Clueless Dire Egregious Frightful Grim Horrendous Inexcusable Junk Knuckleheads Lamentable Mind blowing Nightmare Objectionable Pathetic Q Rubbish Second rate Terrible Useless Vacant Wretched Xrated Yuck Zzzzzzz Words to describe CPFC’s run of late. #cpfc

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P.P.P.cpfc @PowysPredictor

5 years ago

Me getting to the first Palace game that we’re allowed to go to!! #cpfc

Richard Meaden @DickieMeaden

5 years ago

Me getting to the first Palace game that we’re allowed to go to!! #cpfc

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James O'Brien @mrjamesob

5 years ago

My god, this is awful.

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Jack Hinchcliffe @jackhinchclif11

6 years ago

@syptweet this is not on, absolutely shocking no need at all.

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Georgie @GeorgieCP85

6 years ago

With the weather conditions being as awful as they are today, I've just visited my 90 year old neighbour to ask if she needed anything from the shop.... Turns out she did, so I've given her my list too, no point in both of us going out in this weather.

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P.P.P.cpfc @PowysPredictor

6 years ago

PPP predicts palaces pathetic home form 2 continue. United 2 score 1st & 2 b 2up at ht. We will score in 60th but lose 1-3. Woy will bwing on a defender 2 weplace townsend in the 75th minute. Pitch invasion entertainment 2 follow 2 demonstrate disgust over lack of signings #CPFC

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P.P.P.cpfc @PowysPredictor

6 years ago

Seems 2 me that because of our current league position they think we'll muddle through this term as it looks like we're safe. With Tosun out 4 weeks, Big Ben not Bonging, Wickham gone, we are left short yet again. 1 more injury up top & we are in shit. Fans deserve better. #CPFC

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ODDSbible @ODDSbible

6 years ago

A fan was ejected from the #DafabetMasters last night for using a fart machine to disrupt the final... 💨😷😂

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P.P.P.cpfc @PowysPredictor

6 years ago

Palace pulverise Pogbas pals. Persistence pays. PVA powerstrke prevails. #cpfc

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Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC

6 years ago

🎈 Happy Birthday, Hughesy! #CPFC | @dugout

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P.P.P.cpfc @PowysPredictor

6 years ago

There were two lads called jimmies Who came from the land of ninnies Both nicknamed mac Bought to shore in a sack And hopefully can get us some winnies! #cpfc

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P.P.P.cpfc @PowysPredictor

6 years ago

Sensational front page news!! Who've we signed? Ayew has signed a 3 year deal. - I give up! #cpfc

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P.P.P.cpfc @PowysPredictor

6 years ago

So anothr season passes by & palace fans r wondering why With the squad weve got Should b top aahhf But with Woy at the helm Youre ‘aving a laugh! Its clear we need 2 move sum out 2 give this club sum extra clout, Fail 2 do & pay the price But 2 c Woy gone would b rather nice!