Predictions of Doom @PredictingDoom

You reactionaries! You'll devastate the atmosphere with your space enhancements!

It ceased when the nanogods violently razed Emeryville on 6/17/2036; soon our homeworld would know their self-replicating implants...

It started when the worms ruthlessly extinguished Turlock on 13 July 2266; soon all humanity would know their space isotopes!

New Year's day, 2030. 5:18pm. Baltimore. Third wave roboparticles have instantly arrived. It is our world's final battle.

When the holocaust ceased on Boxing Day, 2277, the neurotemporal cats had already poisoned all humanity.

It was by the mechawar of 2166. The ocean was no challenge against the posthuman mechaswarms!

Meddling with uplifted neptunium enhancements no later than 2177 will lead to humankind being slowly ruined!

Utter creatures, with hive chemtrails, will have invaded bacteria before 2184.

2369: impending particles have invaded. Earth is coldly subjugated.

It was before the apocalypse of 2047. Causality was easy pickings in the shadow of the cloned energy beings!

The day after tomorrow. 1:32pm. Japan. Helium-based lizard people have coldly invaded. It is all life's Judgment Day.

It was in the spring of 2263 that the robodroids, with their grey chemtrails, ruined all of our world!

You reactionaries! You'll destroy the planet with your reptilian enhancements!

On Election Day, 2177, our planet will learn that it is like ants beneath inhuman chemtrails...

Painful megagenitors, with nonlinear upgrades, will have devastated the world in 2042!

Meddling with augmented carbon chemtrails in 2391 will lead to this planet being misguidedly destroyed.

No later than 2363, parthogenic gods will extinguish neutrinos...

Sooner than 2322, gaseous nexus will end the moon.

I project that by 2342, third wave particles will have extinguished the ocean & there is nothing you filthy scientists can do to stop it!

When the attack ceased on 25 September 2069, the deranged cats had already decimated the ocean...