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Hey @OptusSport are you going to show the last 10 mins of #NEWIPS or just show ads? Was anyone even working to monitor the stream or did someone just hit auto and go home for night. Showing up on the full match replay as well. Seems like I need an alternative free stream to watch
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Newcastle United are delighted to confirm that Eddie Howe has returned to his duties at the club’s Training Centre. Eddie had recently been hospitalised with pneumonia and has now returned to work after a period of recovery. We thank supporters for their warm wishes. 🖤🤍
Seems very appropriate for work today #nufc
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"Britain is back of the race" - @Kevin_McCloud We’ll be seeing the Govt in court on Tuesday with @RightsClimate 👀
This should be trending for so many reasons...
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“I am a very innocent man” - Donald Trump
This is fkd. If you weren't convinced before that these papers/media are manipulating you, I don't know you will ever see
This is fkd. If you weren't convinced before that these papers/media are manipulating you, I don't know you will ever see
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Trump fought the law and the law won.
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“You should help us and let us take care of you. You don’t want to be getting into things that could compromise your security or that of your family.” Bloody hell. theguardian.com/world/article/…
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How to save a loyalty tax: the quiet campaign to kill a bill that would let customers tell a telco, bank or energy company to switch their accounts for them From today's column: afr.com/rear-window/st…
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Thank heavens for the kids. There is hope for humanity yet.
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The flour massacre, the tents massacre, the hospital massacre, the refugee camp massacre, the ‘safe corridor’ massacre, the endless massacres, in homes, on the streets, in tents, on foot— eight months of massacre after massacre after massacre.
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Really an extraordinary moment when both the UK and the US allow themselves to he humiliated by Netanyahu, and yet continue to back him despite the UN, the ICJ, the ICC, Amnesty, Oxfam, Human Rights Watch & OCHA all coming out unequivocally to accuse Israel of major war crimes…
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Unbelievable. Japan isn’t just on-selling Australian gas, it’s is on-selling more gas than Australia exports to it. And the Australian Government is telling the Australian people we need to approve more new climate destroying gas export projects to keep the lights on in…
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@AnnPettifor @FT ‘Scottish Water, which is publicly owned, has invested nearly 35% more per household in infrastructure since 2002 than the privatised English water companies, according to the analysis. It charges users 14% less and does not pay dividends.’ (Guardian). Just saying.
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Thread of amazing sculptures you (probably) didn't know existed 🧵 1. Statue of King Arthur, England
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@Anthony_Klan …and her racist father wanted to poison the water of Indigenous people in WA. Sure, she didn’t say it but – an Indigenous netballer protests: funding cancelled. Indigenous artist paints a portrait: she wants the portrait removed. I wonder if there’s a link…
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University of Melbourne Deputy Vice Chancellor Michael Wesley says if the university agreed to stop working with weapons manufacturers, next thing they will be asked to stop working with fossil fuel companies…is this the winning argument he thinks it is? #UniMelb #FreePalestine
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