☽Cees☾ @ProblyS

Just a kid who hates the sun... Texas, USA Joined July 2018

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crick @cricketcg

7 years ago

sometimes my low pony looks cute but sometimes i look like a young man in colonial america eager to start his woodworking apprenticeship

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Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious

7 years ago

Hearing reports that Trump was completely nude when he fired Rosenstein. His nurses were bathing him when he broke free and crab-walked into the Oval Office, completely silent except for his moist thighs slapping together.

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Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious

7 years ago

‘My good sir, which way to the lamps?’ - moth at IKEA

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James ✪ @medjars

7 years ago

things change

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Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious

7 years ago

When Ben Stiller was younger he was called Ben Still, and when he dies he'll become Ben Stillest

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Satan @s8n

7 years ago

I don't hate humanity, I just preferred the dinosaurs.

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Satan @s8n

7 years ago

God didn’t help you pass that test or get that job, it was all you. Stop crediting him and start crediting yourself.

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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD BOFA Economics @BuckyIsotope

7 years ago

As a practical joke nobody wake up that Green Day guy this year

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American Nomad @coffee_n_mtns

7 years ago

Wake up everyday trying to make someone else’s day a little better you’ll be surprised how much more beautiful your world becomes

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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD BOFA Economics @BuckyIsotope

7 years ago

My all you can eat spaghetti buffet/wear your favorite sweater/rap battle party isn't going so well

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Rose @bongwynnn

7 years ago

“Get help” yep, lemme run to My therapist and feel better in 24 hours. Y’all realize depression isn’t a bug bite? It doesn’t itch and go away. It never stops itching.

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Perfect Sayings @PerfectSaaying

7 years ago

i hate that i’m so absent as a person. i don’t start conversations. i can barely maintain them. i’m so weary and spaced out all the time to the point where i can’t even keep up small talk and i’m just so disappointed in myself