Professor David “Big D” Billingsworth @ProfBigDB

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Professor David “Big D” Billingsworth @ProfBigDB

7 months ago

Your average Canadian hockey fan. No nukes No bitches Not doing it like Sig Nu Not my 51st state

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7 months ago

Lil puck on Friday Eve Send these Snow Mexicans home with their tails between their legs

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8 months ago

Dear students, Had a tasteful few beers at lunch today before going back for the rest of the work day. Made me realize that day drinking should never be feared. Don’t let work dominate your schedule.

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9 months ago

Boys. Imagine you’re hot of a bar ripper, check for the keys in your pocket and you find the keys to this bad boy. Operating it could be lethal

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10 months ago

Day one of the ymca chronicles. Saw this absolute freak show gripping the hip thruster machine with his dawgs. Somebody tell this fucknut to take that shit to planet fitness, we’re trying to run a business here. Un fucking believable. Get a grip. Prof Big D

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11 months ago

Oh you know ball? Whose fathead did you have in your room growing up then?

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11 months ago

When even my fortune cookie wants me to craft the greatest 13 leg parlay known to man. Side note the Chinese may not know how to run a government but they sure know how to cook up some general tso. Shit is the tits I swear

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11 months ago

Ladies please one at a time. There’s enough of the professor to go around for everybody. I’ll give everyone of you a lesson

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11 months ago

The plan for the rest of my night 1. Eat an entire tenderloin with my bare hands 2. Lay on the couch with college ball on and slap my stomach 3. Have an ice cold high life because I’m celebrating 4. Rub one out 5. Abruptly pass out in the lazy boy Objections?

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11 months ago

Just got done cranking hog. Why is it bleeding? Who do I call? Should I go to the dermatologist or something? With concern, Professor Big D

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11 months ago

Dear students, Just remember, it all feels the same in the dark. Best, Big D

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11 months ago

I wanna stand with you on a mountain I wanna bathe with you in the sea I wanna lay like this forever Until the sky falls down on me Best, Big D

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12 months ago

Just finished a beer. Kinda want another one. Seems like when I have one it’s kinda hard to not drink another one. Any idea if this ailment has a name?

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12 months ago

Dear Students, To all of you that are in my 9:30 Contemporary Jazz class, it will be cancelled. The Prof is gonna have himself a night. Enjoy the extended weekend!! P.S. Don’t tell Walz Best, DB