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Programmer Jokes @ProgrammerJokes

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Programmer Jokes @ProgrammerJokes

14 years ago

Theres no place like 127.0.0.1 #ProgrammerJokes

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14 years ago

A program is never less than 90% complete, and never more than 95% complete #ProgrammingJokes

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Programmer Jokes @ProgrammerJokes

14 years ago

Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life #ProgrammingJokes

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Programmer Jokes @ProgrammerJokes

14 years ago

I know what a router is, and I know what a bit is, but I don’t know what’s a router bit #ProgrammerJokes

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14 years ago

question = ( 2B || ! 2B );

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14 years ago

When searching a paper book, I get frustrated that I can't simply press Ctrl+F to find the text I’m looking for #ProgrammingJokes

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14 years ago

I consider 256 to be a nice, round number #ProgrammerJokes

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14 years ago

There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don’t #ProgrammerJokes

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Programmer Jokes @ProgrammerJokes

14 years ago

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing

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14 years ago

Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight #ProgrammerJokes

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