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If you tell the joke below to a non-programmer, he will ask: "What's RTFM?" A programmer will ask: "What's Kama Sutra?"
A novice programmer was explained the meaning of RTFM. He showed up the next day saying: "So I went out and... fb.me/41FXccXKu
Command line Russian roulette [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf / || echo *Click*
Why programmers like UNIX: unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep
I called the janitor the other day to see what he could do about my dingy linoleum floor. He said he would have... fb.me/TLhkrgWJ
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Just tumblr things. Tumblr Favourites #3. #tumblr fb.me/3rtshh4oI
"Owls might be the symbol of wisdom, but they're actually complete morons" - The Animal Kingdom according to... fb.me/3auqswXi4
Damn it Gandalf, you know not to make any movie mistakes! trending.co.uk/mildly-interes… fb.me/3tpHErH3d
Sadly from today we are no longer allowed to use luggage as a bowling ball on escalators. fb.me/7l2dvaWSx
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Here's 15+ times people have gone against Karma, and it has won.... fb.me/3HpJG8qWT
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