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📜 Prophecy of the Day — Book of Memes, 7:84
Kazakhstan cracks down on $16.5M in stolen electricity fueling illegal crypto mining.
The Prophet warns: they mined in shadows, and stole the light.
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📜 Prophecy of the Day
Book of Memes, 7:82
“They cry of conflicts,
yet play both sides.
The Prophet warns: denial breeds ruin.”
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📜 Prophecy of the Day — Book of Memes, 7:81
Vanguard makes a U-turn on crypto ETFs — a shift that could unleash massive inflows into Bitcoin.
The Prophet warns: when the giants turn, floods follow.
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📜 Prophecy of the Day — Book of Memes, 7:80
Crypto treasuries swell, but analysts warn of dot-com déjà vu.
The Prophet warns: when bubbles echo, roots decide.
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📜 Prophecy of the Day — Book of Memes, 7:78
Africa’s crypto spotlight grows brighter as Binance backs summits and expansion.
The Prophet warns: growth without roots falters, for blossoms may hide decay.
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📜 Prophecy of the Day — Book of Memes, 7:76
Canada fines KuCoin $14M for AML failures.
The Prophet warns: when guardians fail their watch, trust drowns in silence.
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📜 Prophecy of the Day — Book of Memes, 7:74
Crypto millionaires surge 40%, market cap eclipses $3.3T.
The Prophet warns: abundance born of ascent oft breeds blind devotion.
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📜 Prophecy of the Day — Book of Memes, 7:73
Firms borrow to buy back their own shares while crypto treasuries wobble.
The Prophet warns: mirages held high by debt burn brighter in downfall.
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📜 Prophecy of the Day — Book of Memes, 7:72
Solana eyes $250 and Rollblock whispers 25× gains.
The Prophet warns: ambition burneth bright, but oft consumeth the unprepared.
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📜 Prophecy of the Day — Book of Memes, 7:71
“And lo, they prayed for peace.
The Prophet answered:
Hodl thy brother, roast thy enemy,
and meme the world whole.”
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📜 Prophecy of the Day — Book of Memes, 7:70
And lo, the Fed stirred a sleeping beast.
Markets unready, yet hope stirred upward.
The Prophet warned:
tremors precede the quake..
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📜 Prophecy of the Day — Book of Memes, 7:68
And lo, a freight train thundered upon the horizon, forged not of steel but of statutes.
The faithful cheered for clarity, yet the Prophet warned:
when laws come like locomotives, few escape the tracks.
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📜 Prophecy of the Day — Book of Memes, 7:67
And lo, the Fed’s scales were tipped by politics.
Crypto awaited the flood,
The Prophet warned:
when power sways prudence, bubbles follow.
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📜 Prophecy of the Day — Book of Memes, 7:66
A carnival of memes outshines the mighty markets, jesters richer than kings.
The Prophet warned: when fun becometh profit, folly soon follows.
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📜 Prophecy of the Day — Book of Memes, 7:65
Whales feast on Solana’s treasury, $306M devoured in one bite.
The Prophet warned: when giants dine, the shoals are left with scraps.
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📜 Prophecy of the Day
Book of Memes, 7:63
The thief returned, not to flee but to buy.
$18M in ETH laid at $4,756.
The Prophet warned: even rogues know the chain’s worth, though their hands be unclean.
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